What is 'Asia'? (Sounds Greek to me!)

China has now sounded the clarion call of "Asia for the Asians". Translation: You are not welcome here, USA, so please get out of Asia!...

It is not the first time that an "Asian" country has made such a call. But have "we" agreed on what "Asia" is? It may sound silly to some but is China truly representative of "Asia"? If we change the terminology and use "the Asia-Pacific" instead, who is now in, and who is out? As Professor Tommy Koh has recently argued, the US is very much "in" as an intra-regional power!

If you are confused, you are entitled to be. In truth, "Asia" is an invented concept; the notion started with the ancient Greeks who declared there was an "Asia Major" and an "Asia Minor". So, you won't be wrong to say, "Asia? Sounds Greek to me!"

In more modern times, Asia generally but not specifically was "the Far East" (that's why there was and still is a "Middle East").

Asia is what you want Asia to be (and I won't further confuse you with the various "sub-Asias" such as East Asia, Northeast Asia and Southeast Asia).

To help you grasp this elusive  concept of "Asia", here's an article written in 1987 by a very experienced journalist:
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What Is "Asia"? by Philip Bowring

from the February 12, 1987 issue of the Far Eastern Economic Review (v. 135 n.7)

1. There are many ways to dissect the globe. But by the visual geography of the school textbook, one is very easy: There are four major landmasses.

The largest stretches east-west from the Korean to the Iberian peninsula, with the isles of Japan and Britain as respective appendages (Eurasia). There are two land masses of roughly equal size, one running north/south, almost from pole to pole but nearly divided in the middle, and one as broad as it is long lying mostly within the tropics (North and South America; Africa). The fourth is a much smaller mass in the Southern Hemisphere (Australia).

2. With one exception, the land masses are called continents. The exception is the largest.

For some reason one-fifth of it has been lopped off at a line joining the Urals with the Caucasus and the Black Sea. West and north is Europe, east is Asia. Why, it may be asked, draw a line there rather than, say, one formed by the Himalayas, the Baluchistan desert and the hills which form the Brahmaputra/Chindwin watershed — the borders of the “Subcontinent”? This area has as much cultural identity as Europe while being equally fragmented in linguistic and — for most of history — political terms. The answer is simple: The word "Asia" was invented by Europeans, and its concept has been propagated by European geographers, politicians and encyclopedia writers. The concept did not exist among Asian civilisations, and even now the Chinese use a character which simply denotes the sound "A." To talk of Asia at all may even be to talk in Eurocentric terms. That does not necessarily invalidate the word, but it does make it necessary to ask: What does it mean? Does it mean different things to different people?

3. Asia in simple geographic terms encompasses Europe. So if the two are to be set apart from each other, there must be sufficient common denominators on each side of the Ural line which do not exist on the other.

Does Asia have such a common identity, some positive denominators? Or is it too big, the home of too many civilisations? If so, Asia exists only in the negative sense of being non-European — which is the European definition.

4. Even if this is the case [i.e., that Asia exists only in the negative sense of being non-European], it does not necessarily diminish the power of the name or its force as a rallying cry in the days of European colonialism. And today, it is often a handy term for describing a local situation in a way which contrasts it to a Western — derived from Europe — counterpart.

Thus a Chinese may describe himself as Asian, in contrast to European or Western, without feeling any need to identify with, say, Indians or Iranians. Or, he may make his own definition of what is Asian to include East Asian countries with which China has strong historical connections or which are inhabited by “Oriental-looking” people. He may specifically exclude West or even South Asia from his definition of Asia, especially if they have features such as big noses and lots of body hair, which are part of the local stereotype of Europeans. Other "Asians" similarly may provide their own definitions, usually featuring their own nation or culture at the centre of Asia.

5. At its most basic, the word "Asia" just sounds good, appearing to give identity even if such is spurious as a continental concept.

There are many publications, for example, which incorporate the word "Asian" but seldom cover anything west of Phuket. Hong Kong has a TV channel called "Asia Television," a name which sounds nice and marks it out in a vague way as local rather than British or Australian in character without any way committing itself to pan-Asianism.

6. This use of the word to suit the occasion is also found in South Asia.

There it is normal to use the term West Asia to describe a region which they used to call the Middle East. "Middle East" is now rejected as Eurocentric, which indeed it is. This new formula is not necessarily any better and shows a fixation with "Asia" rhetoric rather than reality. The phrase Middle East (esh-sharq el-awsat in Arabic) continues to be widely used in that area itself because it describes a geo-political region rather than a precise but artificial piece of geography which excludes the most populous half of the Arab world. Indeed "West Asia" ignores the fact that the most powerful nationalist movement transcending state boundaries and geography has been pan-Arabism, defined by language and culture and largely oblivious of Asia as a concept.

7. The word Asia, like the word Europe, was invented by ancient Greeks.

They knew very well what they meant by it: The land to the east, where they had established small colonies but which was inhabited by people who were often their enemies. The western part, now Turkish Anatolia, they called Asia Minor, while Asia Major was the heartland of the Persian Empire, then the world's largest. The people of Asia were mostly subjects of the Persian Empire. Anything further east or north was outside Asia. Meanwhile, Europe for the classical Greeks did not extend beyond the northern shores of the Mediterranean, where they were the predominant cultural influence.

8. Two thousand years later, when it began to expand overseas and over Asia, the concept of Europe had been enlarged to include the formerly barbarian northern and eastern parts.

The term Asia had expanded, with geographical knowledge, to cover the whole of the land mass east of Europe. By then Europe itself was identified with two traditions which gave it cultural unity. One was the Graeco/Roman tradition, which was, at least originally, pragmatic, austere and republican and for which, as for China, religion was never doctrinaire and less important than law and philosophy. The second was Christianity. This was the religion which Graeco/Roman civilisation adopted in its declining years, but there was nothing very European about Christianity, which originated from the Semitic world and borrowed heavily from two more eastern religions, Zoroastrianism and Buddhism.

9. Islam had similar Semitic origins, but 1,000 years of religious warfare between Christianity and Islam helped solidify the identity of Europe in a way not seen since Persian/Greek rivalry.

That only made Islam and the caliphate (Arab or Turkish) Asian from a European viewpoint. Islam had little in common with the Graeco/Roman world view. Islam had a lot more similarity with Christianity than the predominant religions of South and East Asia. Dogmatic, monotheistic, believing in salvation for the select, the Semitic religions and Zoroastrianism (and also subsequently Marxism) were built around the struggle between good and evil. That made them very different from the predominant religions of the Indian and Chinese worlds, Buddhism, Taoism and Hinduism, with their quest for harmony and emphasis on the inter-relationship between the spiritual and the material.

10. The other grounds for finding an all-purpose divide between Europe and Asia are even flimsier.

One is the word "Caucasian," frequently used to describe people who look European. But it is really only of any practical use in East Asia to distinguish Orientals from people who could come from almost anywhere west of the Indus. Complicating the situation is the fact that the last phase of European expansionism came from northern Europe, so "Caucasian" or European came to be associated with pale skin and fair hair. These characteristics were distinguishable from most Asians. In southern Europe telling Turks and Greeks or Spaniards or Syrians apart on the basis of physical characteristics is very difficult. Certainly there is no ready differentiation of people from one side of the Caucasus compared with the other except by religion. Indeed in the days of the shah, Iranians sometimes referred to themselves as "the original Caucasian race." Pre- Khomeini, many Iranians regarded their nation's golden age as the pre-Islamic era when, at its peaks, it (Persia/Persian empire) stretched from the Indus to the Mediterranean. To the extent that race and language have some common origins, Iranians were right about their golden age. Iran stands roughly at the centre of the Aryan language belt which covers the whole of Europe, crosses the Caucasus and extends to the Bay of Bengal and the Deccan hills. Language group may be a minor unifier compared with religion or physiognomy. The British imperialist legacy is not the only reason why Indians learn English more readily than Chinese.

11. Asia would have been no more than a geographical concept but for Europeans deciding they were something different.

They, Europeans, have their own identity but no more than, say, the Chinese. In reality they, Europeans, are not more or less "Asian" than the Chinese. In the European era of expansionism and technical superiority, Europeans virtually invented the catch-all term "Asians" (or, sometimes, "Asiatics," a vague term often reserved for the peoples of central Asia) for all non-Europeans on the landmass. The term started with a negative connotation, and still has it.

12. Asia only developed a common identity in reaction to European actions and attitudes.

That was natural, and the sense of a common Asian identity helped the overthrow of European colonialism. Japan first rejected Asia as a link with "backwardness." By the time it tried in the 1930s and 1940s to exploit pan-Asianism, its own position was compromised by its behavior in China. Nonetheless, the idea of pan-Asianism flowered briefly while there were common interests in humbling Western powers. The fact that pan-Asianism has not achieved political shape does not invalidate the notion any more than Europe's political divisions and incessant wars have killed the notion of Europe. [The expansion of the European Union and the evolution of the Association of South East Asian Nations (ASEAN) — plus three (China, Japan, and South Korea), at the beginning of the 21st century suggest new developments in identity may be at work in both regions of the world.]

13. The concept of Asia is to some extent sustained by Western cultural predominance.

North and South America may be different continents, but they are rightly perceived by non-Europeans to be cultural extensions of Europe. As Africa [has been] of scant consequence, [this has left] most of the world divided between east and west. But there is an anomaly — the [previous] Soviet empire [and what is now Russia] ignore the traditional divide between Europe and Asia, the Urals. Predominantly European in character, [Russia] is subject to strains of local nationalisms.

14. Indeed, it may prove that the old, fixed notions of Asia and Europe are no longer relevant, just as for centuries, no one, friend or foe, saw anomaly in the fact that the Turkish Ottoman Empire straddled three continents.

Perhaps in wars to come a revived (most likely neo-Confucian) East will drive the West out of Europe and create a new front line at the Atlantic. Equally, completely new divisions of the world may again become predominantly based on religion (such as [Islam]) or some other characteristic in which Asia and Europe, East and West, are irrelevant. Maybe dominant civilizations will always be defined by what they are, while others are given common identity by what they are not. In which case, as some nations in Asia rise to global ascendancy the notion of Asia will fade away.

No, that's not right!

Lee Huang told me about this helpful TIME article:

20 More Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Horrible

http://time.com/101160/20-incorrectly-used-words/

While none of the good writing/speaking tips in the link is new to me, the article is worth a read for its easy style. There was an earlier article:

30 Incorrectly Used Words That Can Make You Look Horrible

http://time.com/96982/incorrectly-used-words/

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I have my own examples culled from the local newspapers. But, first, I think this cartoon I found sets the tone:

Literally means literally!

The tagline reads fine simply as "You [but not your skin] will feel over the moon". That's because "over the moon" is being used idiomatically here. Just don't add in "literally"!

A person can have many talents but you can't say five talented persons are "five talents"!

NAFA, unfortunately, named one of its schools "School of Young Talents" (instead of the correct phrasing, "School of Young Talent"). So, now, its ads look ridiculous...

The newspapers sometimes get it wrong too...

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There's no such word as "momento". The correct word is "memento"!
(Some dictionaries, however, have caved in to this misspelling.)

It is jargon, not jargons!

I don't blame Ms Tin Pei Ling. The sub-editors should have made the change.

It is "unique", not "very unique"!
(Just as someone is pregnant, not very pregnant).

Mr Shinzo Abe got it right...

Similarly, someone or something may be "ideal", not "more ideal" or "less ideal"

There is no such word as "surgeries". It is always "surgery"

A "condo" (condominium) is the entire development. These are "condo unit owners"!

Last one... just what on earth is "Please RSVP"??
(and the perpetrator of this wrong usage of "RSVP" is a university! Use "Please respond...")

Here is a good example of the correct usage of "RSVP":

Car talk, and was there careless talk by ASEAN's secretary-general?

Spotted by KA...

...I agree absolutely. I used to drive a Swift Sport manual. Even though it was "normally aspirated" (ie, no turbocharger or supercharger), it could sprint to 100km/hr in 8.9 sec.

Of course, if you really want a super-maniac scorcher, try this mane of steel...

 

But, here in Singapore,  you'll have to fork out S$1.17 million without the COE just so you can boast a 0-100km/hr acceleration figure of 3.2 sec. My 1600 cc 125bhp Swift cost me (car and COE) around that of a current Cat A COE alone.

And if you peruse a recent issue of the AA Singapore's Highway magazine, you will be told that this clunky van-like Mercedes (S$150,000 with COE) below, with a miniscule 90bhp engine can sprint even faster than the million-dollar Lambo!...

Alas, the review itself shows otherwise:

Just another case of no one bothering to carefully proof-check the pages for errors!

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Still on cars...

If My Body Were a Car

If my body were a car, this is the time I'd be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps & dents & scratches in my finish & my paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it. 

My headlights are out of focus & it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip, slide, skid & bump into things even in the best of weather. 

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently..

But here's the worst of it.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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South China Sea watch

Now ASEAN's secretary-general, a Vietnamese, has really riled the Chinese (ST, May 20)!...

There's also an interesting letter from Taiwan's "representative" here...

Okay, Mr Hsieh, you have made your case above (note that the PRC refers to those disputed islands as Diaoyu while Taiwan calls them Diaoyutai). Now perhaps you might want to follow up with a missive on Taiwan's position on the disputed South China Sea islands too. After all, Taiwan's South China Sea claim appears to be parallel with China's, and it also embraces those famous "nine dashed lines":

Just funnies...

I simply love "walks into a bar" jokes. Here's the latest in my collection:

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks, ""What’s in the bag?"

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, of about 12 inches height, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.

“Where on earth did you get that???” asked the surprised bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: “Here. Rub it.”

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish – just one.”

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, “I want a million bucks!”

A few moments later, a duck waddles into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks -- and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”

The man sighs, then  replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist???“

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I think I have posted a variation of this joke below before, but this one's still worth a laugh!...

For several years, a wealthy man had been having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Tests showed he was the father. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child. Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back when the child was born. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "You received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me, and I'll explain it later," he answered. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!"

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Always follow the instructions printed on the label...

Aspirin bottle

Deodorant stick

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom. "It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.

 

Warning sign

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As for what's inside this label...

...the idea is to cool it??

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Finally, what did the horse say? Nay!

Some bright ideas...

1. The Republic of Singlish Air Force (RSAF)

Someone must have started spreading a story that the pilots from Singapore's F-16 training detachment in the US were being outfoxed during Exercise Red Flag by their American air force counterparts. The story goes on to say that some bright spark then suggested that the Singapore pilots switch to using Singlish over the intercom. That did it... the yanks were now on the receiving end of the RSAF pilots' missiles! True? Unlikely (ie, our pilots do not need Singlish to out-dogfight the Americans), but it makes for a good yarn:

http://www.allsingaporestuff.com/article/rsaf-f-16-pilots-use-singlish-outfox-united-states-fighter-pilots-joint-combat-exercise

Mr Brown and some friends decided to join in the sky larking and produced a very funny podcast of how the Singlish Air Force won the day...

http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2014/05/the-mrbrown-show-republic-of-singlish-air-force.html

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2. Singlish by the numbers

Another bright spark probably with nothing better to do (jiak pah siew eng) came up with this "alphanumeric exercise" below. "Chinese, Malaysians and Singaporeans" (it is claimed here) will understand the humour but others might not be amused. They might be nonplussed (catch no ball/liak boh kiew)...

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3. Do you have the balls? You won't liak boh kiew with these two...

Drop them into the clothes dryer and they will separate and soften the pile of laundry, the product packaging's blurb brightly proclaimed:

Did these $3 "dryer balls" work? Indeed, they seem to, and will supposedly keep doing so for at least two years. But then, I'm a sucker for gadgets.

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4. Towards a brighter Singapore

Are you doing your part? I am...

The eye of a needle? Nope, needling the eye! And a very old ST page...

I can now say that I've been needled by my eye doctor. Or maybe I should say he "got on" my nerves... my optic nerves. It was supposed to be just a routine checkup but the pressure in my left eye was found to have gone up. That's bad for anyone who has had surgery for glaucoma. Scarring had narrowed the channels that allow fluid to flow out of the eye area.  

"I need to needle you -- to reopen the channels," he announced. It was all done in about five minutes following dilation (very small holes were made in the eye and a big hole was made in my pocket; but I'll pay a skilled eye surgeon anytime for something as delicate as this). I have to see him again in three weeks, to assess the outcome.

    
Of course, I've been Googling. The procedure is called bleb needling and "Needling -- 5FU" stands for "5-fluorouracil bleb needling".

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19225352

Success is not guaranteed. I'm hoping I am in the 29.7% of patients whose outcome was an "absolute" success or at least in the 35.1% who were in the "qualified" success category (see link above). I also found this link below with a rather provocative heading:

Bleb Needling Increasingly Common, But Is It Safe?

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/760145

There's also a three-minute YouTube video showing one such procedure in progress but I don't think I want to put it up. It might be too squirmy for some.

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My father-in-law found an old ST page and passed it to me. How old? Monday, May 24, 1937!...

I thought the ads were fascinating too. Imagine the prices of Rolex Oyster watches (albeit in 1937 prices)!

Horlicks... still going strong today as a yummy "enervation banishing" drink:

And look at the four-digit telephone number for this Cold Storage ad...

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Since I started off today on eye matters, I'll wrap up on the subject too:

22 Fascinating Facts About Your Eye!

Vision is the most important sense we have. And so, our eyes are the most important sensory organs in our body. A huge part of the brain is dedicated to vision - receiving stimuli, processing it and relaying the information. The human body is built to defend the eyes and we have dozens of reflexes that help us protect them in case of emergency, which is why most of us get to keep them. But how much do you know about your eyes? Let's test your knowledge right now with these fascinating facts!