Unmentionables #1
I shouldn't be telling this (adapted) Reader's Digest joke tomorrow (Christmas Eve), so I will have to tell it today:
Three men appear before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gate. It is Christmas Eve. "In order to get into Heaven, you must each produce before me something representative of the holidays," he tells them.
The first man digs out a match from his shirt pocket and lights it. "This represents a candle of hope," he proclaims. Impressed, St Pete ushers him into Heaven.
The second man pulls out a bunch of keys and shakes it, creating a jingling sound. "These keys are Yuletide bells," he says. He gets in.
The third man is a little hesitant at first but finally takes out from his trouser pocket a pair of red panties.
"What do these have to do with Christmas?" the incredulous saintly gatekeeper bellows.
"These are Carol's," the man sheepishly replies.
Unmentionables #2
If the headline says "Busty and busted! Model caught with 2.5kg of cocaine in her implants", you'll want to read on, right? I guess so... here's the link:
http://globalgrind.com/news/busty-and-busted-model-caught-25-kg-cocaine-her-implants-details
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Uproarious #1
TODAY (23 Dec) has this story on page 6:
North Korea says a fierce snow-storm paused and the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu just minutes before leader Kim Jong Il's death. The state media added that the ice on volcanic Lake Chon, at the mountain, cracked with a loud roar.
And in the city of Hamhung, a Manchurian crane circled a statue of Kim's father, Kim Il Sung, before alighting on a tree, its head drooping, before it took off towards Pyongyang.
Similar myths and legends also surround Kim Jong Il's birth 69 years ago, said to be on Mount Paektu. Official biographers say a double rainbow filled the skies when he was born.
Uproarious #2
From the Great Fiasco to the Great Mashup...
So, what can we say about two recent omenous events -- Kim's death and the SMRT fiasco? Some wise guy apparently mashed them up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcRdjMaQfdo&feature=player_embedded
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