1. If you choose to pay for that little bottle of Evian water, think about what spelling "Evian" backwards makes you.
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
3. If 4 out of 5 people "suffer" from diarrhoea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist?
6. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
7. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
8. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
9. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . .....they're cramming for
their final exam.
10. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
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