Friday's potpourri.

It's Friday. Did I succeed in parsing quickly through the newspapers so that I could get out and go smell the roses? First, some humour-laden stuff that I have collected:

This medication below is very good. You have to complete the entire course but be warned that you may get addicted and find yourself going back to ask for more!...

So what is this amazing medicine, Theobroma cacao? Go to this link to find out...

http://www.amanochocolate.com/blog/theobroma-cacao-the-tree-of-life-climate/

Still on food, this packaging below so intrigued me I decided to buy the "explosive" fruit within:

These are pluots, a hybrid of plum and apricot:

Like high-quality chocolate, this variety of pluot is described as especially delicious (yes, it is!), so much so that it is explosively scrumptious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQHnf29sDjo

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No, I could not get away from the newspapers (today's, anyway)....

'Behest'... did ST's checkers really know how to use this word? 

It is a very strong word, so if ST was trying not to embarrass the newsmaker, why did it use it?...

Even if you say behest means "a request", good dictionaries will tell you it is a very firm request, as good as a command or order!

Now, that's another great headline!...

Cat got your tongue?...

I love this so-witty quote!...

Finally, in ST's Urban supplement...
Coffee, any which way? Ass you like it?

Hmm, I wonder what funny videos did the coffee enema woman watch? Monty Python?