Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Rules of flying, and then some!

1) Takeoffs are optional. Landing is mandatory.
2) Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs
3) Flying is not dangerous; crashing is.
4) There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots; but there are no old, bold pilots.
5) A pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he is flying; and talks about flying when he is with a woman.
6) Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud; after a while, you begin to think the pig likes it.
7) Any pilot who does not consider himself or herself the best in the business is in the wrong business.
8) Flight leader: Bandit at 10 o'clock, six clicks
    Wingman: Give me another hint. I wear a digital watch.
9) Flight leader: Bandit at 2 o'clock.
    Wingman: Roger, it's now 1.30. What shall I do till then?
10) If you have a friend named Jack, never greet him inside the airplane with these words: "Hi, Jack!"

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