Local site xinmsn.com's Weird News section, having already told us about Putin's tears, now amuses us with this crocodile tear-jerker story from AFP. It is headlined "Japan zoo tries to drum up alligator's interest in sex"...
http://news.xin.msn.com/en/weird/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5969674
Hmm, if all that 'banging" doesn't work, maybe the zoo should pipe in Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" (I assume it'll get alligators a-rockin' too):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ta0qCG8No
But maybe all that's needed is some cooling off first, a la this tribute to Bill Haley, "See You Later, Alligator":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ta0qCG8No
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Octo-mus Prime?
For this man, a great-grandfather, 86 is clearly still a 'prime' number!
http://news.insing.com/tabloid/family-confronts-great-grandfather-over-affair/id-eb363f00
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If 8809 = 6, then 2581 = ?
And still on numbers, this brain teaser was easily solved by nursery school kids. Dare you try your hand?...
http://news.insing.com/tabloid/math-question-leaves-many-scratching-their-heads/id-e3363f00
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Persimmons... all gone today!
I was at the Junction 10 (J10) shopping mall, where the Giant supermarket is the anchor tenant. I then sent this text message to some people who read my blog:
Me: Scary! No more Israeli persimmons at J10 Giant s'mart. Yest, was stacked high w the stuff.
A: Intercepted by Iran?
Me: Or pple read my blog and stocked up!
A: So you might have caused a run on Israeli persimmons? Naughty!
B: Oh dear!!! Crisis.
Me: Diverted to pilots to eat on way to bombing Iran!
C: Ooh, strike imminent.
Me: Haha, yah.
D: Your blog lah!
Me: (Smiley emoticon)
But not to worry, yet, TODAY (7 Feb) carried this Reuters story, "No Israeli decision on Iran attack: Netanyahu":
http://www.todayonline.com/World/EDC120307-0000036/No-Israeli-decision-on-Iran-attack--Netanyahu
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