Tuesday, January 7, 2014

1941: A surprise attack that might have turned out differently?

In yesterday's blog entry, the historian Margaret Macmillan  suggested possible historical analogies leading to the outbreak of war among nation-states.

For today, I'll fast-forward from 1914 to Dec 7, 1941 -- when Japanese warplanes attacked Pearl Harbour. I found an old email item on this event that Ah Swan sent, and it is certainly intriguing. It seemed to have been penned by an American (presumably a Texan) who was visiting the USS Arizona Memorial:

A very different and interesting conclusion of the December 7th attack on Pearl Harbor.  
 
Tour boats ferry people out to the USS Arizona Memorial in Hawaii every thirty minutes. We just missed a ferry and had to wait thirty minutes. I went into a small gift shop to kill time. In the gift shop, I purchased a small book entitled, "Reflections on Pearl Harbor" by Admiral Chester Nimitz.
Sunday, December 7th, 1941 -- Admiral Chester Nimitz was attending a concert in Washington D.C. He was paged and told there was a phone call for him. When he answered the phone, it was President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. He told Admiral Nimitz that he (Nimitz) would now be the Commander of the Pacific Fleet.  

Admiral Nimitz flew to Hawaii to assume command of the Pacific Fleet. He landed at Pearl Harbor on Christmas Eve, 1941. There was such a spirit of despair, dejection and defeat—you would have thought the Japanese had already won the war.  

On Christmas Day, 1941, Adm. Nimitz was given a boat tour of the destruction wrought on Pearl Harbor by the Japanese. Big sunken battleships and navy vessels cluttered the waters everywhere you looked. As the tour boat returned to dock, the young helmsman of the boat asked, "Well Admiral, what do you think after seeing all this destruction?"  

Admiral Nimitz's reply shocked everyone within the sound of his voice. Admiral Nimitz said, "The Japanese made three of the biggest mistakes an attack force could ever make, or God was taking care of America. Which do you think it was?"

Shocked and surprised, the young helmsman asked, "What do mean by saying the Japanese made the three biggest mistakes an attack force ever made?"  

Nimitz explained: Mistake number one: the Japanese attacked on Sunday morning. Nine out of every ten crewmen of those ships were ashore on leave. If those same ships had been lured to sea and been sunk--we would have lost 38,000 men instead of 3,800.
 
Mistake number two: when the Japanese saw all those battleships lined in a row, they got so carried away sinking those battleships, they never once bombed our dry docks opposite those ships. If they had destroyed our dry docks, we would have had to tow every one of those ships to America to be repaired. As it is now, the ships are in shallow water and can be raised. One tug can pull them over to the dry docks, and we can have them repaired and at sea by the time we could have towed them to America. And I already have crews ashore anxious to man those ships.
 
Mistake number three: Every drop of fuel in the Pacific theatre of war is on top of the ground in storage tanks five miles away over that hill. One attack plane could have strafed those tanks and destroyed our fuel supply.

That's why I say the Japanese made three of the biggest mistakes an attack force could make, or God was taking care of America.

I've never forgotten what I read in that little book. It is still an inspiration as I reflect upon it. In jest, I might suggest that because Admiral Nimitz was a Texan, born and raised in Fredericksburg, Texas -- he was a born optimist. But any way you look at it -- Admiral Nimitz was able to see a silver lining in a situation and circumstance where everyone else saw only despair and defeatism.

President Roosevelt had chosen the right man for the job. We desperately needed a leader that could see silver linings in the midst of the clouds of dejection, despair and defeat.
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Voldermort reprised...

First the Chinese raised the ghost of this fictional character. Now the Japanese play catch-up!...


Will someone please invoke Shakespeare and tell these two quarrelling Asian powers to stop quoting Rowling and to make up instead, or else it's "A plague o' both your houses"!

Monday, January 6, 2014

Revisiting 1914 in 2014.

This year, 2014, marks the centenary of World War I. Historians continue to debate its fundamental causes but all agree that it was sparked by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary. The website below provides a timeline:

http://history1900s.about.com/od/1910s/a/World-War-1-Timeline.htme:

The eminent historian Margaret Macmillan recently revisited the causes of the so-called "Great War" and wonders if there are parallels today, specifically: Will there be another Great War, this time involving the USA and China on opposing sides? Her essay below, for the Brookings Institution, is a must-read for all who share her concern about the dangers to peace in the Asia-Pacific -- and the wider international system that had secured the peace (globally) for nearly 70 years:

The Rhyme of History: Lessons of the Great War

http://www.brookings.edu/research/essays/2013/rhyme-of-history

There is also a critique of her essay in The Diplomat:

Rhyme and Reason: Why 2014 Doesn't Have To Be 1914 

http://thediplomat.com/2014/01/rhyme-and-reason-why-2014-doesnt-have-to-be-1914/

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Finally, if you have 21 minutes to spare, watch this TED presentation by Martin Jacques, the author of "When China Rules the World":

Understanding the Rise of China

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT8ki6ciopI

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Buzzwords, insults and jargon...

A Decade of Buzzwords

Didn't it seem like it was maybe only two or three years ago that the first "flashmob" burst out and thereby added a new buzzword into the lexical scene? What about that now infamous "wardrobe malfunction" incident in which Janet Jackson's nipple was momentarily exposed during a Super Bowl event? Surprise, surprise... flashmobs first appeared in 2003 while that very first wardrobe malfunction occurred in 2004. Macmillan Dictionary recently compiled a list of buzzwords although it incorrectly said 2005 saw the first appearance of the phrase wardrobe malfunction:

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/buzzword/entries/decade-of-buzzwords.html

Other noteworthy terms in the list include: metrosexual, photobomb, troll, redact and fracking
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From the fashion scene, TODAY recently carried this wickedly funny Washington Post article:




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Still on the art of being creative with words, British Pathe compiled this:

History's Greatest Replies And Insults

http://www.britishpathe.com/gallery/best-insults
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Jargon, however, is the nemesis of word wizards. Anyone who indulges in jargon in ordinary speech, writing or presentation (see below) -- should be Voldermortified.


Incidentally, in my earlier blog entry, I was pleased as Punch when I thought I had coined the term "Voldermortified". Alas, I cannot claim the credit for it. A Google check showed that at least four other online users had -- separately -- come up with this word before I did!

Saturday, January 4, 2014

When life gives you a frozen lemon, eat the whole thing, peel and all?

I came across this item about lemons from an old email. As usual, caveat emptor...

Amazing frozen lemon


Many professionals in restaurants and eateries are using or consuming the entire lemon and nothing is wasted. How can you use the whole lemon without waste?
    
    Simple.. place the lemon in the freezer section of your refrigerator. Once the lemon is frozen, get your grater, and shred the whole lemon (no need to peel it)and sprinkle it on top of your food. Sprinkle it to your whisky, wine, vegetable salad, ice cream, soup, noodles,spaghetti sauce, rice, sushi, fish dishes. All of the food will unexpectedly have a wonderful taste, something that you may have never tasted before.

Most likely, you only think of lemon juice and vitamin C. Not anymore. Now that you've learned this lemon secret, you can use lemon even in instant cup noodles.
    
    What's the major advantage of using the whole lemon other than preventing waste and adding new taste to your dishes?

    Well, you see lemon peels contain as much as 5 to 10 times more vitamins than the lemon juice itself. And yes, that's what you've been wasting. But from now on, by following this simple procedure of freezing the whole lemon, then grating it on top of your dishes, you can consume all of those nutrients and get even healthier. It's also good that lemon peels are health rejuvenators in eradicating toxic elements in the body.
    
    So place your lemon in your freezer, and then grate it on your meal every day. It is a key to make your foods tastier and you get to live healthier and longer! That's the lemon secret!

Better late than NEVER! The surprising benefits of lemon!
    Lemon (Citrus) is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy. Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits.
    
    You can now help a friend in need by letting him/her know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. How many people will die while this closely guarded secret is kept, so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimillionaires large corporations?
    
    As you know, the lemon tree is known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, etc... It is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumors.
    
    This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure which is too high and an antidepressant, combats stress and nervous disorders.

    The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world; after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that it destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas.
    
    The compounds of this tree showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chemotherapeutic in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract only destroys malignant cancer cells and it does not affect healthy cells.

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And, from the Huffington Post, comes this article...

9 Awesome Facts About Lemons You Should Know


So, if life gives you lemons, say THANK YOU! But if you still think the lemon fruit is a metaphor for bitterness, then this Peter, Paul and Mary song is yours to commiserate with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eceRvPx3wrs

Friday, January 3, 2014

Voldermortified!

I believe that if you put anything into print for a wide audience, as in the contents of a newspaper -- including the ads and notices and even the classified ads --  the material so published must meet a certain quality standard. Newspaper content must adhere to journalistic conventions, house-style rules and, of course, grammatically correct language (subject to the peculiarities of journalese which permits a headline like "Civil war hots up in Syria" or a sports page headline like "Arsenal are champs").

Likewise, ads placed in newspapers will need to have been proof-checked by persons who are sufficiently senior (I was amazed that NUS last year inserted an ad for its business school that invited candidates who -- in addition to having the usual positive endowments -- were "fast talkers"! Didn't anyone at NUS check on the idiomatic meaning of that term?).

I had intended to write a future blog entry on such shoddiness but two egregious examples today (Jan 3) -- a picture caption (ST) and an ad (TODAY) --  prompt me to fire a broadside now.

Exhibit One


Why is this picture caption a shoddy example of journalistic practice? All we have is his name! Yet all I needed to do was to Google Mr Lee's name to establish the fact that he was a corporate lawyer with a major law firm. There was even an ST article on him in September. At the very least, the second sentence should have begun with "With the corporate lawyer's appointment...".

Exhibit Two


I think most readers will easily spot the glaring misspelling: "insonmia" instead of "insomnia". Why didn't someone at the ad agency get it right? And the full line should be rendered as "Lao Fo Ye helps me with my insomnia & hair problem".
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Voldermortified

Inspired by this story below (ST, Jan 3), I have just coined a new word, Voldermortified...



Voldermortified (past participle): to be so haunted by one's misstep or missteps that one is no longer able to enjoy a meaningful existence. After Shinzo Abe visited the Yasukuni shrine, Japan lost much regional goodwill and became Voldermortified.

Abe was Voldermortified. He quit his premiership and enrolled in a monastery.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Three interesting links...

The horse that ran away

This site below is an excellent repository of stories...

http://www.storynory.com/

And, in this Year of the Horse, what better than this story on The Horse That Ran Away. It should make us reflect on how we cope with events that come our way...

http://www.storynory.com/2013/12/27/2014-chinese-year-of-the-horse-the-horse-that-ran-away/ 
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Two little (Ang Moh) girls scooting through Singapore

This is a delightful video. There are places we Singaporeans may not be too familiar with!...

http://news.insing.com/feature/video-of-two-girls-scooting-through-singapore-goes-viral/id-02333101
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Finally, click on the link below to hear, as claimed,...

The Most Relaxing Tune Ever Recorded

http://dailyhealthpost.com/according-to-scientists-this-is-the-most-relaxing-tune-ever-recorded/?utm_source=taboola

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

New year resolutions.

Resolution 1: If it's weird, wrong, or simply wacky, keep saying so

It is only the first day of 2014, and already I find this weird-looking set of new local stamps (ST, Jan 1)...


Hello, SingPost, why do the horses look so obese? Or are they pregnant?

And I was pretty sure I knew what PM Lee looks like. Now I am not so sure. See this screen grab of xinmsn's Singapore News page (Jan 1):


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Resolution 2A: In the Year of the Horse, look out, there may be more gift horses
("If it's too good to be true, it's too good to be true").



Resolution 2B: Beware the superlative claim




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Resolution 3: Be more agreeable

Agreeing to agree when agreeing is agreeable
Agreeing to disagree when agreeing would have been disagreeable
Walking away when...


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Resolution 4: Be less K-centric

Less kiasu
Less kia see
Less kancheong

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Resolution 5: See things from a different perspective



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Resolution 6: Most importantly, learn life's lessons from your dog/dogs


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OK, I'm done with resolutions. Here's one (No 7) for all you younger folks: