Today is World Wacky Day!

I wanted to declare today Wacky World Day, since there's a rash of wacky items (below) to highlight, but a quick Google search showed up a Wacky World Daycare Center, in Nipomo, California. Only in America!

So, it's World Wacky Day.

Exhibit One: Guys, are you expert enough for these jobs?
I don't know how serious is that website "Geylang Checker" (see my posting on 11 July), but its job descriptions for certain men-only positions it wants to fill are wacky, to say the least [note: grammatical errors left uncorrected]...

Male Consultants Role Classifications
Hi, due to overwhelming Male Consultants enrolment. We have decided to classify the roles as follow with the JD (Job Description):

Geylang Domain Expert (GDE)
-- A person whom have vast experiences with the sex trade in Geylang
-- Know the streets layout of Geylang in and out
-- Know where are the different nationalities of girls found in Geylang

Guerrilla Warfare Expert (GWE)
-- A person whom have vast experiences with guerrilla operation
-- Strong in decoy deployment
-- Strong in escape route planning
-- Strong in defensive warfare

Guys Heart Expert (GHE)
-- Knows the cheating mentality of Singaporean guys well
-- Can be a cheater himself but willing to repent
-- Share all the tricks for cheating
-- Share counter actions for cheating
-- Share signs of cheating of men
-- Reveal the secrets thinking of men
-- Strong psychology understanding of men

Please do email [the website] for enrolment. Please specify the single role or multiple roles that you can take up.

Exhibit Two: A rash of wacky stories from insing.com
This first one, from Russia, is about a karate black belt woman who foiled a would-be burglar at her hair salon, then tied him up and -- get this! -- fed him Viagra so she can make him her sex toy for the next few days. When eventually freed, he went straight (maybe staggered?) to the incredulous cops. Both perpetrator and "perpetratored" were arrested.

http://news.insing.com/tabloid/robber-becomes-sex-slave/id-29f23b00

The next one is a Bobbitt, version two. I don't think I need to elaborate, except to point out that she was very thorough, putting "it" into the sink's electric disposal unit, then switching the machine on.

http://news.insing.com/tabloid/woman-cuts-off-husband-s-penis/id-43f23b00

Coming up here next is a possible movie about Mr Lee Kuan Yew, to be titled "1965". Why is it wacky? Because the write-up speculates that the three possible stars being sussed out are Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung and Julianne Moore. Hmm, actors can do anything, I guess... even develop an Adam's Apple?

http://news.insing.com/tabloid/tony-leung-may-be-lee-kuan-yew-in-new-movie/id-b0f23b00

Last one from insing.com. This woman claimed she didn't swallow...

http://news.insing.com/tabloid/taxi-driver-hurls-abuse-at-woman/id-19f23b00

Exhibit three: Hitler's talking dogs
The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd has written a very funny piece about the wacky side of Adolf Hitler. I'll just highlight one paragraph here...

"A new book, Amazing Dogs, by Dr. Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University School of Medicine in Wales, reveals that Hitler supported a German school that tried to teach large, muscular mastiffs to "talk" to humans. This story set off a panting spate of "Heel Hitler," "Furred Reich," "Wooffan SS" and "Arf Wiedersehen" headlines in British tabloids and plenty of claims that Hitler was "barking mad".

That's all, folks!