Monday, February 27, 2012

Er, say that again?

This headline (ST, 27 Feb) below is perfectly all right, highlighting the story's point:


But there is an unfortunate juxtaposition with the writer's name!

For a cheeky word play, how about "Lucy Lawless arrested"?...

http://www.todayonline.com/World/EDC120227-0000128/Lucy-Lawless-arrested-in-oil-ship-protest

As for this ad below, extolling women:


Everything's fine, until I got to the punchline... "Because without women, life simply wouldn't be as interesting". Er, without women, hor, life ends with Adam. No Eve, finis.

And then there's this sandless sand, which leads to sandless sandbags...



I've no idea what is a qualified dating practitioner...


These are men's "bottom"?...


Selected, too! And I didn't know cross-dressing is in vogue:


Figuring out such ads can give a headache, which can strike anywhere -- not just anyone anywhere!


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Ok, I'm done with quibbling and I'll end with this mirth-inducing story from today's ST (page A17)... note the "This Way Up" painted on the aircraft:


This South African budget airline, Kulula, has been making its passengers laugh since it started business in 2001. "In case you have two children, choose the one you love the most to help him or her first," one safety announcement says.

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