Read all about it! The most hilarious news corrections!

Drop whatever you are doing. Just click on this link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/20/the-funniest-news-corrections_n_1992987.html

What you see above is just the first of nearly 30 howlers that Huffington Post assembled. If there is a contest for the most funny ones, ST's own "What it should have been" corrections such as these below are way, way "below par":

PS. The above is a very old quote. If the unidentified (mysterious?) person above had actually passed it off as his or her own witticism, that would be very dishonest.