Thursday, July 11, 2013

Robot joke.

Hello, minister, had you (or your kar kia) been reading my blog (Tuesday's)...

What Mr Heng said (Wednesday, reported in ST, Thursday)


My blog entry about Professor Carol Dweck's research (Tuesday)


Ah well, at the very least, great minds think alike (kar kia excluded)!

Hokkien note: A kar kia is an underling (literally, "smaller/lesser leg", as in Mini-Me).

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Robot joke (not new, though)

MAN BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
He asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching a movie."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Next day...'Robot for sale' ad put up.

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