Fridays are looooooong days at the office for me, so I come home bushed. It's easier to post stuff from my collection than to create original stuff.
The header above was something I had read long ago, likely from Reader's Digest or Movie News. But it's cute, and introduces the items below, sent at least a couple of years back by University of Singapore contemporary Lim Ah Swan.
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing ....? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!
Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure! What are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can be greater than this one?
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet!
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
A newly married man asked his wife:
"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
" I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
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