Saturday, October 3, 2015

It's the (still smog-overlaid $%^&&*#) weekend!

This actually happened, no thanks to the acrid smog blowing in from Indonesia...

FINA Swimming World Cup finals cancelled due to haze

The memes expressing frustration keep coming out too...


Well then, perhaps a liberal dose of humour may help mitigate the foul mood here:

Nun but the best

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
Life is great!

If you don't get this, you're lost in space!

Universal truth?

Finally, 12-year-old Singaporean primary school children are in the midst of a final examination called the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE). This item below is NOT the real PSLE...

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