I wonder how many Americans are aware that the Chinese people refer to "America" as "Beautiful Country" (Meiguo). But I doubt that the Chinese are very much enamoured of the CIA.
Then along came US White House hopeful Mitt Romney who kicked off his campaign -- now that he is the anointed Republican challenger to Obama -- with , among other things, an iPhone app that says....
Let's just say there was a spellcheck malfunction, as some wags are already dubbing Romney's "Amercia" blooper. Watch this video "Mitt Romney's iPhone App Misspells 'America' as 'Amercia' ":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjye6Rnp84ca
Another online site, The Week, not only wrote about the Romney gaffe but also listed out seven other "political typos" by other US politicians, including my favourite, Sarah Palin:
http://theweek.com/article/index/228624/mitt-romneys-amercia-and-7-other-embarrassing-political-typos
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Still on names, I guess it makes sense for an American company that deals in Chinese gold mint coins to call itself...
I only hope that's not going to be the joint future name of the political union of "Beautiful Country" and "the Middle Kingdom", if ever that comes to pass!
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Finally, I came across this site called Weird World News. It claims to have scoured for weird news stories from around the world. It includes an item I had previously blogged about -- the village of F**king in Austria. And its most recent item is about...
http://weirdworldnews.org/tag/village/
Dog Sh*t Village Gets New Name
A town known officially as Dog Sh*t Village in western China because life there is so hard have been rewarded by local governors who have renamed the place.
The village, Goushi Zhai, in remote Guizhou province, has spent a year building new roads, improving homes and supporting local businesses and says it no longer deserves its name.
“It started as a nickname because life here was very tough but gradually it became what everyone called us, even the government and the police on their maps,” explained one village elder.
Now government officials have approved a permanent name change to Jinxin Village, which means "to put your heart and soul into something" in Mandarin.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
This lucky dog knows Hokkien? Kow, kow, kow = 999!
Just one amazing story to put here today:
Dog Saves Its Own Life By Dialling 999
Here's the opening paragraphs of the Huffington Post story...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/27/dog-saves-his-own-life-by_n_1383840.html?view=print&comm_ref=false
After George, the two-year-old Basset Hound from West Yorkshire, England, got so tangled in a phone cord that he began choking, the frantic pup somehow managed to alert the authorities by dialing 999 -- the British equivalent to 911, the Sun reports.
Concerned by the heavy breathing on the other end, the emergency operator dispatched police to the home.
Since George's owners, Steve Brown and his daughter Lydia, weren't home, their neighbour let the police into the house, where George was choking on the living room floor.
"He was absolutely terrified and could not free himself," Walker told the Sun. "I knew I had to get him free quickly so I just ripped the wire out. Incredibly you could see where his paw print was on the phone to ring 999 -- he literally saved his own life."
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Here's the link to the original Sun story, with pics of the adorable-looking hound and the old-fashioned rotary-dial telephone...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4222715/Choking-dog-saves-its-own-life-by-dialling-999.html
Dog Saves Its Own Life By Dialling 999
Here's the opening paragraphs of the Huffington Post story...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/27/dog-saves-his-own-life-by_n_1383840.html?view=print&comm_ref=false
After George, the two-year-old Basset Hound from West Yorkshire, England, got so tangled in a phone cord that he began choking, the frantic pup somehow managed to alert the authorities by dialing 999 -- the British equivalent to 911, the Sun reports.
Concerned by the heavy breathing on the other end, the emergency operator dispatched police to the home.
Since George's owners, Steve Brown and his daughter Lydia, weren't home, their neighbour let the police into the house, where George was choking on the living room floor.
"He was absolutely terrified and could not free himself," Walker told the Sun. "I knew I had to get him free quickly so I just ripped the wire out. Incredibly you could see where his paw print was on the phone to ring 999 -- he literally saved his own life."
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Here's the link to the original Sun story, with pics of the adorable-looking hound and the old-fashioned rotary-dial telephone...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4222715/Choking-dog-saves-its-own-life-by-dialling-999.html
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
More ads that don't add up...
Schoolkids to handle crowd control?
Just graduated with a First Class degree? Here's a job offer or two...
This is a book sale ad but...
* What was the copywriter thinking of? Books or boobs?
* And what's a busting sale? Got weekly busting sale even, man!
Jurong BirdPark's ad...
* Actually this is not a bad ad, except that I'm not sure if it's a chick that looks like an egg or an egg that looks like a chick (and look, got pedicure too, man).
* But this is Singapore, man... R&D will make it -- whatever it is -- happen!
Summer? Here?
I've said it before... Singapore has no summer, spring, winter or fall!
Last one... Bad hair day?
This is a hair restoration ad but what's that something else?
Just graduated with a First Class degree? Here's a job offer or two...
This is a book sale ad but...
* What was the copywriter thinking of? Books or boobs?
* And what's a busting sale? Got weekly busting sale even, man!
Jurong BirdPark's ad...
* Actually this is not a bad ad, except that I'm not sure if it's a chick that looks like an egg or an egg that looks like a chick (and look, got pedicure too, man).
* But this is Singapore, man... R&D will make it -- whatever it is -- happen!
Summer? Here?
I've said it before... Singapore has no summer, spring, winter or fall!
Last one... Bad hair day?
This is a hair restoration ad but what's that something else?
Monday, May 28, 2012
A road by any other name...? And what a 'groan' man said about old people...
Heard on the radio this morning: "There's an accident at Jalan Langgar Bedok..."
Langgar in Malay means "collision", so Jalan Langgar Bedok means "Collision-prone road in Bedok"? (Note: Bedok South Secondary School is located there).
When I told my friend KA about it, he recalled that there was once a very straight road called Lorong Bengkok off Circuit Road (bengkok means "crooked" in Malay).
And what about Kallang Pudding Road? I've always wondered what's a Kallang pudding. But that mystery was resolved when I Googled. There is this book on local toponyms which gave this explanation: "puding (a Malay word?)... [refers] to the garden croton, a shrub with variegated leaves". So I guess Kallang Pudding Road likely referred to "the road in the Kallang area where the puding shrub grows". Only that someone -- probably a goondu colonial-era angmoh -- decided to change the spelling to Pudding.
I hope I can someday figure out Pending Road, in the Bukit Panjang area. Otherwise, people might ask: "How long before a name is chosen?"
There are at least two roads that fail to live up to their names (I am sure there are more). One of them is One Tree Hill. Hah! Go there (in the Leonie area), and you'll see many more trees. The other is this one:
Okay, granted, it once had a beachfront, but no longer. So we should call it "Old Beach Road" and reserve "Beach Road" for the appropriate one (as in the case of Old Thomson/Thomson roads).
And I wonder how many of the younger folks know that Sentosa used to be known as Pulau Blakang Mati? In Malay, that would be "the island behind where people go to die". Not a nice name for what is now a swanky resort island, and with a casino too!
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Fnally, the media has been running stories on Housing Board residents in several locations resisting proposals to put up nursing homes for the elderly near their apartment blocks. The latest group of unhappy people are in the Bishan area. But I think one particular resident is now regretting these words that came out of his lips:
That's a very in-your-face expression of the NIMBY (not in my backyard) syndrome!
Langgar in Malay means "collision", so Jalan Langgar Bedok means "Collision-prone road in Bedok"? (Note: Bedok South Secondary School is located there).
When I told my friend KA about it, he recalled that there was once a very straight road called Lorong Bengkok off Circuit Road (bengkok means "crooked" in Malay).
And what about Kallang Pudding Road? I've always wondered what's a Kallang pudding. But that mystery was resolved when I Googled. There is this book on local toponyms which gave this explanation: "puding (a Malay word?)... [refers] to the garden croton, a shrub with variegated leaves". So I guess Kallang Pudding Road likely referred to "the road in the Kallang area where the puding shrub grows". Only that someone -- probably a goondu colonial-era angmoh -- decided to change the spelling to Pudding.
I hope I can someday figure out Pending Road, in the Bukit Panjang area. Otherwise, people might ask: "How long before a name is chosen?"
There are at least two roads that fail to live up to their names (I am sure there are more). One of them is One Tree Hill. Hah! Go there (in the Leonie area), and you'll see many more trees. The other is this one:
Okay, granted, it once had a beachfront, but no longer. So we should call it "Old Beach Road" and reserve "Beach Road" for the appropriate one (as in the case of Old Thomson/Thomson roads).
And I wonder how many of the younger folks know that Sentosa used to be known as Pulau Blakang Mati? In Malay, that would be "the island behind where people go to die". Not a nice name for what is now a swanky resort island, and with a casino too!
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Fnally, the media has been running stories on Housing Board residents in several locations resisting proposals to put up nursing homes for the elderly near their apartment blocks. The latest group of unhappy people are in the Bishan area. But I think one particular resident is now regretting these words that came out of his lips:
That's a very in-your-face expression of the NIMBY (not in my backyard) syndrome!
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Why sharks circle first, and other snappy snippets...
Yesterday was all about "party animals" -- like Singapore's own Secret Squirrel (or Secret Squeal-rel, as I prefer to call that denizen), the US Democratic Party's donkey logo, and the Republican Party's elephant logo. There was also this strange brand of ceiling fans called Big Ass Fans!
Today, I want to first note this continued fascination with the idea of the political underdog by political commentators. In The Sunday Times' front page (27 May), NUS academic Reuben Wong was quoted thus:
"Mr Desmond Choo started out as [the] underdog but interventions by PAP leaders led to the [Workers' Party] taking back the underdog mantle."
Hmm, so that's how to play the political game... every underdog has his day?
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Next, Singapore has land sharks -- seriously, they do not need water to survive, just your money. They are known as loan sharks.
And their catchphrase -- to the people who have taken out illegal loans from them but now find they can't pay up -- is "O$P$" ie Owe Money, Pay Money. Or these loan sharks will splash your front door with paint, or lock up your front grille gate while you are asleep at home and throw away the key.
Should these pesky denizens be thrown to the real sharks out at sea? Which brings me to...
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with our fins fully above the water." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both satiated, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all from the start? Why did we swim around and around them first?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste far better without the shit inside!"
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I hope this joke does not make anyone take revenge on sharks by eating more shark's fin soup. Don't. I do not want to have to put a video here of the cruelty of shark finning.
Meanwhile, crocodiles have been spotted in the Sungei Buloh wetland area and near the Causeway, says a New Paper report (26 May, "Watch out, crocs are still about," page 10). There's even a helpful, snappy, sign:
On second thoughts, I am not sure if this sign above IS helpful? Watch it until it comes up real close and bites you, or worse?
At least these tips here below (from the same story) are more helpful...
On a final note, just as there are loan sharks, in our local lingo, there are buayas (crocodiles in Malay) in our patois too.
If you do not know what a buaya is, here's the ever-helpful Coxford Singlish Dictionary to the rescue:
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=LexLink&lexicon=lexicon&keyword=BUAYA
Today, I want to first note this continued fascination with the idea of the political underdog by political commentators. In The Sunday Times' front page (27 May), NUS academic Reuben Wong was quoted thus:
"Mr Desmond Choo started out as [the] underdog but interventions by PAP leaders led to the [Workers' Party] taking back the underdog mantle."
Hmm, so that's how to play the political game... every underdog has his day?
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Next, Singapore has land sharks -- seriously, they do not need water to survive, just your money. They are known as loan sharks.
And their catchphrase -- to the people who have taken out illegal loans from them but now find they can't pay up -- is "O$P$" ie Owe Money, Pay Money. Or these loan sharks will splash your front door with paint, or lock up your front grille gate while you are asleep at home and throw away the key.
Should these pesky denizens be thrown to the real sharks out at sea? Which brings me to...
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
A papa great white shark, and his sonny great white shark still wet behind the gills, were swimming in the great big ocean when they spied survivors of a ship which had sank.
A papa great white shark, and his sonny great white shark still wet behind the gills, were swimming in the great big ocean when they spied survivors of a ship which had sank.
"Follow me, son!" the father shark said to his offspring shark and they swam towards the mass of people struggling or clinging onto debris in the cold water.
"First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with our fins fully above the water." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both satiated, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all from the start? Why did we swim around and around them first?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste far better without the shit inside!"
I hope this joke does not make anyone take revenge on sharks by eating more shark's fin soup. Don't. I do not want to have to put a video here of the cruelty of shark finning.
Meanwhile, crocodiles have been spotted in the Sungei Buloh wetland area and near the Causeway, says a New Paper report (26 May, "Watch out, crocs are still about," page 10). There's even a helpful, snappy, sign:
On second thoughts, I am not sure if this sign above IS helpful? Watch it until it comes up real close and bites you, or worse?
At least these tips here below (from the same story) are more helpful...
On a final note, just as there are loan sharks, in our local lingo, there are buayas (crocodiles in Malay) in our patois too.
If you do not know what a buaya is, here's the ever-helpful Coxford Singlish Dictionary to the rescue:
http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=LexLink&lexicon=lexicon&keyword=BUAYA
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Secret Squirrel, and other animal 'acts'...
The people of Hougang have decided who they want as their MP for the next four to five years: Mr Png Eng Huat of the Workers' Party. I think both Mr Png and his PAP opponent, Mr Desmond Choo, put up a clean fight. Well done.
Looking back, among the husting's revelations was the possible existence of a "mole" in the WP camp. That "political animal's" moniker? Secret Squirrel. There was quite a buzz over who this character was. I shall call it the Secret Squeal-rel.
What an agent, what a squirrel
He's got the country in a whirl.
What's his name?
Shhh...Secret Squirrel.
He's got tricks, up his sleeve,
Most bad guys, won't believe.
A bullet proof coat, a cannon hat,
A machine gun cane with a rat tat tat tat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2a20_ELqW4
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Meanwhile, we were at a restaurant when we noticed another strange "animal". Actually, we saw this huge ceiling fan first:
Then, my sharp-eyed daughter saw the name of the fans (there must have been two of them) at the control boxes near the payment counter:
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Finally, back to politics and a different kind of ass (party animal)...
The most famous political animal symbols are, arguably, American: the donkey logo of the Democratic Party and the elephant logo of the Republican Party (aka "Grand Old Party", or GOP). Here's a website that offers a brief explanation of their origins, "The Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant":
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0881985.html
Looking back, among the husting's revelations was the possible existence of a "mole" in the WP camp. That "political animal's" moniker? Secret Squirrel. There was quite a buzz over who this character was. I shall call it the Secret Squeal-rel.
So, was it quite apt? Well, Secret Squirrel was a TV cartoon character from the 1960s! Here's its opening song's lyrics (first stanza), and the YouTube clip...
What an agent, what a squirrel
He's got the country in a whirl.
What's his name?
Shhh...Secret Squirrel.
He's got tricks, up his sleeve,
Most bad guys, won't believe.
A bullet proof coat, a cannon hat,
A machine gun cane with a rat tat tat tat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2a20_ELqW4
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Meanwhile, we were at a restaurant when we noticed another strange "animal". Actually, we saw this huge ceiling fan first:
Then, my sharp-eyed daughter saw the name of the fans (there must have been two of them) at the control boxes near the payment counter:
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Finally, back to politics and a different kind of ass (party animal)...
The most famous political animal symbols are, arguably, American: the donkey logo of the Democratic Party and the elephant logo of the Republican Party (aka "Grand Old Party", or GOP). Here's a website that offers a brief explanation of their origins, "The Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant":
http://www.factmonster.com/ipka/A0881985.html
Democratic Party's Donkey |
GOP's Elephant |
Friday, May 25, 2012
A cynic's 12 Commandments
1. Government's view of the economy can be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.
2. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
3. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
4. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
5. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
6. The only difference between the taxman and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
7. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
8. A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
9. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
10. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
11. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
12. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
2. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
3. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
4. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
5. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
6. The only difference between the taxman and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
7. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
8. A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
9. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
10. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
11. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
12. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Choobi or not Choobi... or, will it be Bao Huat, Ah?
xin.msn.com pic |
Hokkien-speak
Chobi = cute. I suppose, in this case, "winning looks"?
bao Huat, ah = sure to prosper, one. I suppose, in this case, "lucky winner"?
Come Friday (25 May), it's Cooling Off Day. By the evening of Polling Day (26 May), we'll know if its Choobi or Huat, Ah.
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Incidentally, ST (24 May) carried this Hokkien-laced picture story on page A6:
Up bright and early despite being drenched in the rain at a rally the night before, Workers' Party candidate Png Eng Huat made the most of his last two days of campaigning yesterday (23 May), reaching out to Hougang residents at coffee shops and stores along Hougang Avenue 5.
Mr Png received honks of support from motorists, while a confectionery shop owner brandished some huat kueh (prosperity cake) and bao (steamed bun) while shouting "bao huat" (Hokkien for "sure to prosper"). His supporters use the phrase "huat ah" meaning "let's prosper" as a signature cheer, punning on his name.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Airbags in taxis: you may get what you wish for...
More people are clamouring for airbags to be fitted in taxis. We know the spark was that recent tragic road accident in which a Ferrari sports car was believed to have ran a red traffic light at high speed and hit a taxi, a Hyundai Sonata.
Three people died: the driver of the Ferrari, the taxi driver, and his young woman passenger (who, one must presume, sat in the back seat). Only the young woman passenger in the (two-seater) sports car survived.
But how did the idea that mandatory airbags in taxis would be a good idea take hold? We do not know if airbags would have prevented the three deaths and -- importantly -- if this safety feature had prevented the sole survivor's death (assuming, of course, that there was/were airbag/s on her side and that it/they had deployed and cushioned her as designed).
Apart from the coroner's inquiry, there should now also be an airbag-related safety inquiry too. But the public clamour has jumped the gun:
http://news.insing.com/tabloid/calls-for-airbags-in-taxis-get-louder/id-914b3f00
True, Singaporeans felt anguished by the unnecessary loss of lives in that accident. And, to be fair, many have called for other measures too. But airbags are not a panacea. That is not to say they have not saved lives or prevented serious injury. There are statistics to show that they have. But that's not a foolproof claim. And they come with "costs" and implications which people should be aware of.
The website ehow.com has put up links to the pros and cons of having airbags fitted:
http://www.ehow.com/list_7448972_pros-cons-having-airbags.html
http://www.ehow.com/list_7456776_pros-airbags_.html
http://www.ehow.com/list_6884544_cons-airbags.html
You should read all the links above. Here is the introductory extract:
Three people died: the driver of the Ferrari, the taxi driver, and his young woman passenger (who, one must presume, sat in the back seat). Only the young woman passenger in the (two-seater) sports car survived.
But how did the idea that mandatory airbags in taxis would be a good idea take hold? We do not know if airbags would have prevented the three deaths and -- importantly -- if this safety feature had prevented the sole survivor's death (assuming, of course, that there was/were airbag/s on her side and that it/they had deployed and cushioned her as designed).
Apart from the coroner's inquiry, there should now also be an airbag-related safety inquiry too. But the public clamour has jumped the gun:
http://news.insing.com/tabloid/calls-for-airbags-in-taxis-get-louder/id-914b3f00
True, Singaporeans felt anguished by the unnecessary loss of lives in that accident. And, to be fair, many have called for other measures too. But airbags are not a panacea. That is not to say they have not saved lives or prevented serious injury. There are statistics to show that they have. But that's not a foolproof claim. And they come with "costs" and implications which people should be aware of.
The website ehow.com has put up links to the pros and cons of having airbags fitted:
http://www.ehow.com/list_7448972_pros-cons-having-airbags.html
http://www.ehow.com/list_7456776_pros-airbags_.html
http://www.ehow.com/list_6884544_cons-airbags.html
You should read all the links above. Here is the introductory extract:
Airbags save lives. This is a short and simple statement, and it's true, government tests have shown the safety benefits of airbags. But there are cons to having airbags in your car. They can be dangerous to children and small adults and can cause serious injury if anyone in the car isn't wearing his seat belt or isn't wearing it properly.
There is another website which takes a more nuanced stance, and which ultimately concludes in its article "12 airbag benefits, airbag costs" that the costs outweigh the benefits of fitting airbags:
Even after 10 million deployments, no reliable estimates of how the device affects different levels of injuries have been published in peer-reviewed literature. No ongoing benefit-cost studies are being performed... Spending one hundredth of one percent of the cost of airbags on research evaluating their in-use performance could provide more confident answers to many key questions.
The airbag is not worth anything near what it costs. As [seat]belt use increases it becomes worth still less. If wiser safety policy leads to fewer crashes, the airbag becomes worth even less. Even if airbags did not have innumerable problems, including killing occupants in minor crashes, it is still indefensible public policy to compel consumers [ie, in the US] to purchase items that provide less benefit than they cost. The present US airbag mandate requiring that vehicles be fitted with airbags should be rescinded. Vehicle manufacturers should be permitted to offer them as options, giving consumers freedom of choice.
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Two concluding points...
* I am not sure if the clamour in Singapore is a call for airbags only for the taxi driver or for his passengers too. There are airbags and there are airbags. A single airbag just for the driver (fitted into the steering wheel) is designed to only protect against frontal impact. The Ferrari had hit the taxi's side.
Multiple airbags typically offer protection (caveat: depending on the type of collision) for only four adult-sized seatbelt-wearing people, including the cabby. If there is a child passenger, how does one ensure the child faces backwards?
* I do not know the cost -- following an accident -- of replacing an airbag but let's say it is $2,000 here. Many cars now come with six or even more airbags. Replacing six airbags will cost $12,000 (this is apart from other repair costs).
While, if the policy is a comprehensive one, the insurer will likely foot the bill, it may decide to have the vehicle scrapped instead and pay you its "prevailing market value". If the car about to be scrapped is not so new anymore, and there is a recession, but you still have a hefty loan balance to take care of, you might just have be having a cash flow problem as a result.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Why PAP prefers 'local', and why WP prefers 'national'...
I found this commentary in insing.com by a graduating NTU journalism student and freelance journalist well-argued and insightful:
Can the [Hougang] by-election remain strictly a local affair?
by Xue Jianyue
Can the [Hougang] by-election remain strictly a local affair?
by Xue Jianyue
Should the Hougang by-election concern only Hougang residents, or is it an unofficial report card of ruling People’s Action Party’s performance one year after the 2011 General Election?
The PAP and Workers’ Party (WP) had been at odds over how to frame the upcoming poll, the first of its kind since 1992.
The ruling party appears to want to keep it a local affair. When he introduced Desmond Choo, PAP’s man for Hougang, Deputy Prime Minister Tharman Shanmugaratnam emphasised the importance of local issues.
“This by-election in Hougang is a local contest about who Hougang residents want as their representative in Parliament,” Mr Tharman said. “It’s about who can serve the residents, and help them solve their problems.”
Throughout the campaign, Mr Choo also followed a local approach.
He has repeated that the by-election is about choosing a Member of Parliament who can serve the long-term needs of Hougang residents. But he also touched on a few national issues, such as tackling low wages and insurance for unborn children.
The WP, on the other hand, has insisted on highlighting the national significance of the by-election.
At a rally last Saturday, WP media team chairman Gerald Giam argued that Singapore is a small city-state and Hougang residents will be affected by national issues such as transport, housing and education.
“So why is the PAP so reluctant to talk about national issues at this by-election?” Mr Giam said. “Is it because they are concerned that many Singaporeans are not happy with their performance over the past one year?”
The WP also argued that Hougang plays a unique role in Singapore, keeping the opposition voice alive in Parliament for two decades.
If elected, the party’s candidate Png Eng Huat said he intends to champion national issues such as low wage workers, transport and education.
...Will Hougang residents be persuaded to see the by-election as a local affair, or will they be swayed by national issues affecting the rest of the country?
An examination of the popular votes in Hougang and nationwide over the past six General Elections could give some clues.
(Illustration by Xue Jianyue.)Between 1997 and 2011, there appears to be a strong co-relation between PAP’s popularity nationwide and within Hougang.
The PAP’s share of the vote in Hougang changed in a similar pattern to that of the national vote.
The graph suggests that the voting decisions of Hougang residents could be swayed by moods outside the constituency.
“Local levels of support are always partly determined by the national tide,” said Associate Professor Cherian George from Nanyang Technological University.
“You can look at the national vote share as a baseline, but obviously there is huge scope for local variation, which usually depends on who the candidates are, and local grievances,” he added.
According to Dr George, the best performing Opposition candidates tend to score 25 to 30 (percentage) points better than the Opposition share nationally, while the PAP’s top performers score 9 to 18 points better than the PAP’s share of the national vote.
The PAP’s popularity is not at its peak. At the last General Election, the PAP secured 60.1 percent of the national vote, their lowest since independence.
National issues also took centre stage during the polls last year, when the WP wrestled Aljunied Group Representation Constituency (GRC) from the PAP.
Shortly after losing his seat in the ward, former Minister for Foreign Affairs George Yeo told the media that he understood the national scale of the electorate’s grievances.
"This desire for a strong WP voice in Parliament was a political tide which came in through Aljunied, which we were unable to withstand despite our very best efforts,” he said back in May. “Right from the start, the WP made Aljunied a national battleground.”
Nonetheless, there are examples which bucked the trend and both PAP and Opposition candidates had successfully increased support in wards against national trends.
In the election last year, despite a six-percentage point dip in support for the ruling party, PAP candidate Sitoh Yih Pin was elected in Potong Pasir, ending the Opposition’s 27-year hold in the constituency.
Even in Hougang itself, its former MP has achieved such a feat.
In 1997 General Election, despite a four-percentage point jump in the PAP’s national vote, then-Hougang MP Low Thia Khiang improved his share of the Hougang vote from 52.8 per cent in the last election per cent to 58 per cent.
And as Polling Day in Hougang looms yet again [26 May], Mr Choo's efforts to win the hearts and minds of Hougang residents remain uphill.
Although his chances of winning are slim, any reversal of PAP’s sliding popularity in the ward could help rejuvenate the ruling party [ie after the 2011 polls].
Xue Jianyue will graduate this year from NTU’s Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information with a specialisation in journalism. He is a freelance journalist and is covering the Hougang by-election for inSing.com.
(The views and opinions expressed by the author and those providing comments are theirs alone and do not necessarily reflect the views of inSing.com and SingTel Digital Media Ptd Ltd.)
The PAP and Workers’ Party (WP) had been at odds over how to frame the upcoming poll, the first of its kind since 1992.
The ruling party appears to want to keep it a local affair. When he introduced Desmond Choo, PAP’s man for Hougang, Deputy Prime Minister Tharman Shanmugaratnam emphasised the importance of local issues.
“This by-election in Hougang is a local contest about who Hougang residents want as their representative in Parliament,” Mr Tharman said. “It’s about who can serve the residents, and help them solve their problems.”
Throughout the campaign, Mr Choo also followed a local approach.
He has repeated that the by-election is about choosing a Member of Parliament who can serve the long-term needs of Hougang residents. But he also touched on a few national issues, such as tackling low wages and insurance for unborn children.
The WP, on the other hand, has insisted on highlighting the national significance of the by-election.
At a rally last Saturday, WP media team chairman Gerald Giam argued that Singapore is a small city-state and Hougang residents will be affected by national issues such as transport, housing and education.
“So why is the PAP so reluctant to talk about national issues at this by-election?” Mr Giam said. “Is it because they are concerned that many Singaporeans are not happy with their performance over the past one year?”
The WP also argued that Hougang plays a unique role in Singapore, keeping the opposition voice alive in Parliament for two decades.
If elected, the party’s candidate Png Eng Huat said he intends to champion national issues such as low wage workers, transport and education.
...Will Hougang residents be persuaded to see the by-election as a local affair, or will they be swayed by national issues affecting the rest of the country?
An examination of the popular votes in Hougang and nationwide over the past six General Elections could give some clues.
(Illustration by Xue Jianyue.)
The PAP’s share of the vote in Hougang changed in a similar pattern to that of the national vote.
The graph suggests that the voting decisions of Hougang residents could be swayed by moods outside the constituency.
“Local levels of support are always partly determined by the national tide,” said Associate Professor Cherian George from Nanyang Technological University.
“You can look at the national vote share as a baseline, but obviously there is huge scope for local variation, which usually depends on who the candidates are, and local grievances,” he added.
According to Dr George, the best performing Opposition candidates tend to score 25 to 30 (percentage) points better than the Opposition share nationally, while the PAP’s top performers score 9 to 18 points better than the PAP’s share of the national vote.
The PAP’s popularity is not at its peak. At the last General Election, the PAP secured 60.1 percent of the national vote, their lowest since independence.
National issues also took centre stage during the polls last year, when the WP wrestled Aljunied Group Representation Constituency (GRC) from the PAP.
Shortly after losing his seat in the ward, former Minister for Foreign Affairs George Yeo told the media that he understood the national scale of the electorate’s grievances.
"This desire for a strong WP voice in Parliament was a political tide which came in through Aljunied, which we were unable to withstand despite our very best efforts,” he said back in May. “Right from the start, the WP made Aljunied a national battleground.”
Nonetheless, there are examples which bucked the trend and both PAP and Opposition candidates had successfully increased support in wards against national trends.
In the election last year, despite a six-percentage point dip in support for the ruling party, PAP candidate Sitoh Yih Pin was elected in Potong Pasir, ending the Opposition’s 27-year hold in the constituency.
Even in Hougang itself, its former MP has achieved such a feat.
In 1997 General Election, despite a four-percentage point jump in the PAP’s national vote, then-Hougang MP Low Thia Khiang improved his share of the Hougang vote from 52.8 per cent in the last election per cent to 58 per cent.
And as Polling Day in Hougang looms yet again [26 May], Mr Choo's efforts to win the hearts and minds of Hougang residents remain uphill.
Although his chances of winning are slim, any reversal of PAP’s sliding popularity in the ward could help rejuvenate the ruling party [ie after the 2011 polls].
Xue Jianyue will graduate this year from NTU’s Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information with a specialisation in journalism. He is a freelance journalist and is covering the Hougang by-election for inSing.com.
(The views and opinions expressed by the author and those providing comments are theirs alone and do not necessarily reflect the views of inSing.com and SingTel Digital Media Ptd Ltd.)
Monday, May 21, 2012
The talented Robin Gibb...
Robin Gibb died on Sunday. Many baby boomers grew up on the music of the Bee Gees. I am not sure how many people knew that the brothers, although originally from the Isle of Man, later lived in Australia -- where their musical careers began -- before moving back to Britain. Appropriately, here is the Sydney Morning Herald's orbituary article:
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/music/more-than-a-bandmate-robin-gibbs-place-was-at-his-brothers-side-writing-charttopping-hits-20120521-1z1em.html
The SMH article ends on this poignant note:
Here is their reunion hit (after Robin had earlier left the group), How Can You Mend A Broken Heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2H2OlJ9JdE
And here is Robin's hit solo single, Saved By The Bell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZf7E7tcGTA
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I heard on the radio that there are such people as "snack angels" and "snack coaches". They help you snack "more healthfully"! While Googling to find out more, I chanced on this YouTube video featuring a dog named Coach. He's cute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3DrVKxl9AY
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/music/more-than-a-bandmate-robin-gibbs-place-was-at-his-brothers-side-writing-charttopping-hits-20120521-1z1em.html
The SMH article ends on this poignant note:
"Robin will be remembered as a great pop song writer. It is sad that now, with the death of Andy (1988) and the twins Maurice (2003) and Robin, only Barry, the eldest, survives. A truly tragic and star-crossed family."
Here is their reunion hit (after Robin had earlier left the group), How Can You Mend A Broken Heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2H2OlJ9JdE
And here is Robin's hit solo single, Saved By The Bell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZf7E7tcGTA
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I heard on the radio that there are such people as "snack angels" and "snack coaches". They help you snack "more healthfully"! While Googling to find out more, I chanced on this YouTube video featuring a dog named Coach. He's cute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3DrVKxl9AY
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Ponder these...
I'm intrigued... I have never sold a well!
I CON?
A five-letter f-word?
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Since I've been following the discussions in ST about the comparisons between Venice, Genoa and Singapore, I should add in here this Forum letter (18 May):
Singapore, Venice, Genoa -- and the winner is history
Mr George Yeo's article (“Venice and Singapore: A study in parallels”; May 9) and Mr Chen Junyi’s rejoinder last Saturday (“Locations, not foreign policies, saved Venice and harmed Genoa”) attest to the importance of studying history to obtain an understanding of why certain events and developments take place and how they impact on subsequent developments.
In Singapore’s case, a further factor was the element of luck. Sir Stamford Raffles could have picked any one of the hundreds of islands in the archipelago.
The fact that he chose to establish a trading outpost in Singapore (which was then called Temasek) was a stroke of good fortune on which the British and subsequently Singapore built up the state that Singapore is today.
Indeed, Bencoolen in Sumatra was also in the list of locations for Raffles to decide. His sense of history and strategic understanding of the region made him opt for Singapore.
K. Kesavapany
Saturday, May 19, 2012
A bird-brained test, a horse (non)sense ad, and more...
I had recently written a commentary article in ST's Review page (23 April, see my blog entry of that date) which I titled "Rocket science". That must have prompted CC to send me this hilarious piece...
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne
fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
Windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an
arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the
experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British
scientists for suggestions.
You're going to love this......
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken."
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Can you figure this ad out? I can't!...
It's about Sunday's big horse racing event, but what have the two statements -- about a horse's teeth and your smile -- got to do with each other? Unless the ad is saying that when you smile, your teeth show like a horse's and people can then figure out your age! Bad ad.
Then there's this other puzzling ad...
This card can save us? From what? As for this next ad below...
See Richard Branson live in Singapore? See Richard Branson live? And you gotta pay 49 bucks (only!) I had previously blogged about this redundant use of "live" (within quote marks) to mean "in person". It is unnecessary, and is plain silly without the quote marks.
But I like this clever ad by Scoot...
I must have been still thinking of the ad above when I saw this movie ad below...
I thought, "How did such a movie title get through our censors? Were they just sitting on their behinds?". Then I saw the small print part (just below "Laughing in cinemas now", on the right-hand side). Ah. Poor choice of font type! But even then, "Love in the buff" is still a strange movie title.
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I'll end on another clever word-play ad...
You bet! I'll be checking out this restaurant.
A SUPPOSEDLY TRUE STORY FROM Rolls Royce's OWN MAGAZINE
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum
velocity.
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)
Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum
velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne
fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
Windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an
arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the
experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British
scientists for suggestions.
You're going to love this......
Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
"Defrost the chicken."
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Can you figure this ad out? I can't!...
It's about Sunday's big horse racing event, but what have the two statements -- about a horse's teeth and your smile -- got to do with each other? Unless the ad is saying that when you smile, your teeth show like a horse's and people can then figure out your age! Bad ad.
Then there's this other puzzling ad...
This card can save us? From what? As for this next ad below...
See Richard Branson live in Singapore? See Richard Branson live? And you gotta pay 49 bucks (only!) I had previously blogged about this redundant use of "live" (within quote marks) to mean "in person". It is unnecessary, and is plain silly without the quote marks.
But I like this clever ad by Scoot...
I must have been still thinking of the ad above when I saw this movie ad below...
I thought, "How did such a movie title get through our censors? Were they just sitting on their behinds?". Then I saw the small print part (just below "Laughing in cinemas now", on the right-hand side). Ah. Poor choice of font type! But even then, "Love in the buff" is still a strange movie title.
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I'll end on another clever word-play ad...
You bet! I'll be checking out this restaurant.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Coffee, caveats, and Carly...
People who know me well are all too aware that I drink three to four cups of coffee a day. They will likely expect that I'll be putting this Bloomberg news item here...
Daily Coffee Drinkers May Gain Longer Life, U.S. Study Suggests
(17 May)
Coffee may help extend the lives of people who drink it daily, a U.S. study found. Men who drank 2 to 3 cups a day had a 10 per cent chance of outliving those who drank no coffee, while women had a 13 per cent advantage, according to research published 16 May in the New England Journal of Medicine.
The study by researchers at the National Cancer Institute (NCI) is the largest to compare coffee drinkers with those who avoid it to determine whether the beverage can delay the risk of dying from ailments such as heart disease, diabetes or respiratory illness, said Neal Freedman, the lead study author.
It is unclear why coffee may be beneficial and more research is needed to study that question, he said.
The results “offer a little bit of reassurance to coffee drinkers who like drinking coffee that it won’t affect health,” said Freedman, an investigator at the NCI’s Division of Cancer Epidemiology and Genetics in Rockville, Maryland... “It doesn’t seem to increase one’s risk of dying.” Still, “the association between coffee and mortality has been unclear,” he said. “This is an observational study so we don’t know for certain coffee is having a cause and effect.”
About 64 per cent of U.S. adults drink coffee every day and 73 per cent drink it weekly, according to the New York-based National Coffee Association. Americans consume about 3.2 cups of coffee a day, the group said.
The researchers looked at more than 402,000 men and women who were part of the National Institutes of Health-AARP Diet and Health Study and were 50 to 71 years old at the start of the trial. Coffee consumption was assessed one time when the patients entered the trial. Those with cancer, heart disease and stroke were excluded. From 1995 to 2008, 33,731 men and 18,784 women died.
The study found that men who drank 2 to 3 cups a day had a 14 per cent lower risk of dying from heart disease, 17 per cent lower risk of dying from respiratory disease, 16 per cent decreased chance of dying from stroke and a 25 per cent lower risk of dying from diabetes than those who drank no coffee.
Women who consumed 2 to 3 cups of coffee a day had a 15 per cent lower chance of dying from heart disease, 21 per cent lower risk of dying from respiratory disease, 7 per cent decreased chance of dying from stroke and a 23 per cent lower risk of dying from diabetes.
In most cases, drinking six or more cups a coffee a day for men and women lowered the risk even further, the study showed.
Coffee wasn’t associated with a lower risk of dying from cancer in women. In men who drank the most coffee, there was a slightly higher chance of dying from cancer, the research reported.
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Moral of the above story?
* If you drink coffee, you may live a little bit longer than someone else who is otherwise your doppleganger;
* The only certainties are still death and taxes... so, drink your (freshly brewed) coffee because of its rich aroma, its exquisite taste, and how it can help you "do it" in the morning -- not because you want to live longer!
* Life is always full of caveats... studies like this merely suggest "correlation", not "causation".
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So, to mangle a famous quote, "Ask not what you can do with coffee, ask what coffee can do for you".
Here's some quotes I found online...
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~ Jessi Lane Adams
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~ Author Unknown
Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! ~ Author Unknown
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~ Old Vaudeville joke
Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~ Carly Simon
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And here's that Carly Simon song (You're So Vain)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHWrudgCc3Q
Daily Coffee Drinkers May Gain Longer Life, U.S. Study Suggests
(17 May)
Coffee may help extend the lives of people who drink it daily, a U.S. study found. Men who drank 2 to 3 cups a day had a 10 per cent chance of outliving those who drank no coffee, while women had a 13 per cent advantage, according to research published 16 May in the New England Journal of Medicine.
The study by researchers at the National Cancer Institute (NCI) is the largest to compare coffee drinkers with those who avoid it to determine whether the beverage can delay the risk of dying from ailments such as heart disease, diabetes or respiratory illness, said Neal Freedman, the lead study author.
It is unclear why coffee may be beneficial and more research is needed to study that question, he said.
The results “offer a little bit of reassurance to coffee drinkers who like drinking coffee that it won’t affect health,” said Freedman, an investigator at the NCI’s Division of Cancer Epidemiology and Genetics in Rockville, Maryland... “It doesn’t seem to increase one’s risk of dying.” Still, “the association between coffee and mortality has been unclear,” he said. “This is an observational study so we don’t know for certain coffee is having a cause and effect.”
About 64 per cent of U.S. adults drink coffee every day and 73 per cent drink it weekly, according to the New York-based National Coffee Association. Americans consume about 3.2 cups of coffee a day, the group said.
The researchers looked at more than 402,000 men and women who were part of the National Institutes of Health-AARP Diet and Health Study and were 50 to 71 years old at the start of the trial. Coffee consumption was assessed one time when the patients entered the trial. Those with cancer, heart disease and stroke were excluded. From 1995 to 2008, 33,731 men and 18,784 women died.
The study found that men who drank 2 to 3 cups a day had a 14 per cent lower risk of dying from heart disease, 17 per cent lower risk of dying from respiratory disease, 16 per cent decreased chance of dying from stroke and a 25 per cent lower risk of dying from diabetes than those who drank no coffee.
Women who consumed 2 to 3 cups of coffee a day had a 15 per cent lower chance of dying from heart disease, 21 per cent lower risk of dying from respiratory disease, 7 per cent decreased chance of dying from stroke and a 23 per cent lower risk of dying from diabetes.
In most cases, drinking six or more cups a coffee a day for men and women lowered the risk even further, the study showed.
Coffee wasn’t associated with a lower risk of dying from cancer in women. In men who drank the most coffee, there was a slightly higher chance of dying from cancer, the research reported.
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Moral of the above story?
* If you drink coffee, you may live a little bit longer than someone else who is otherwise your doppleganger;
* The only certainties are still death and taxes... so, drink your (freshly brewed) coffee because of its rich aroma, its exquisite taste, and how it can help you "do it" in the morning -- not because you want to live longer!
* Life is always full of caveats... studies like this merely suggest "correlation", not "causation".
------------------------------------------------
So, to mangle a famous quote, "Ask not what you can do with coffee, ask what coffee can do for you".
Here's some quotes I found online...
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~ Jessi Lane Adams
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~ Author Unknown
Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! ~ Author Unknown
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~ Old Vaudeville joke
Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~ Carly Simon
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And here's that Carly Simon song (You're So Vain)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHWrudgCc3Q
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Teach your parrot well...
A parrot joke
Let me begin today's blog entry with a joke...
Dubbed the 'Parrot man" after he gave an interview to the media last year with a pet parrot perched on his shoulder, Mr Zeng is pursued by reporters for his quirky sound bites and eccentric get-ups.
The media didn’t have long to guess if he would show up at Serangoon Junior College on Wednesday morning (16 May). Just before 11am, the 59-year-old, wearing an Indian-inspired robe, arrived at the nomination centre for the Hougang by-election – on a motorbike.
But Mr Zeng came alone; his feathered friend was nowhere to be seen.
Neither were his proposer, seconder and at least four assentors required for nomination. However, when asked about the $13,500 deposit, Mr Zeng assured reporters that he had [the money with] him.
The former Workers’ Party member walked into the school hall for his application to be processed. Within minutes, he came out.
He said an election official told him he was disqualified [from the 26 May Hougang by-election] because of a 2008 police case against him. He [had then had to pay] a fine for verbally abusing two police officers who had entered his shop in Toa Payoh.
[On Wednesday, outside] the school hall, Mr Zeng protested his innocence to reporters. He blamed his parrot for mouthing off at the police officers.
“My bird scolded the police, not me,” he said. “It was the bird that said ‘f*** off’.”
Mr Zeng said he even told the judge in court that he would “bring my bird to prove that my bird said such a word. But the judge said ‘If your bird said such a word, then I have to give you another additional fine,” said Mr Zeng seriously. “I will have to fine the bird, plus you.’ ”
Mr Zeng added that the F-word was not a bad word, and explained that it meant “friendly, understanding, caring and kind”.
“I don’t understand why people use it as a dirty word,” he added.
The Elections Department has issued a statement saying that Mr Zeng had not been disqualified, but did not file his papers at all.
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Hmmm, so innocent me, I didn't know that. The f-word means “friendly, understanding, caring and kind”. Let's use it to greet each other!
But, remember the furore last year over a graduating university student's use of that word during her valedictorian speech?
And, while we all know what physical act the f-word is meant to convey, how did it originate? The UrbanLegends website explored the possibilities, of which I like this one best:
The word... originated in the 15th Century, when a married couple needed permission from the king to procreate. Hence, Fornication Under Consent of the King.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm
Let me begin today's blog entry with a joke...
A well-brought up young man named Jon received a parrot as a gift. The bird, however, had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of its mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
Jon's girlfriend was coming over that night to watch TV with him.
He had very little time to try and change the parrot's attitude -- he used only polite words to the bird, played soft music, read Scripture to it, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
But it continued to spew profanities.
Finally, Jon was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jon shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude and profane.
In desperation, Jon grabbed the bird and shut it in the freezer. For a few minutes, he could hear the parrot squawking and kicking about. Then, suddenly, total silence.
Fearing he had killed the foul-mouthed bird, Jon quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot stepped out onto Jon's outstretched arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my crude language and actions. I am sincerely remorseful for any inappropriate transgressions and fully intend -- from now on -- to do everything I can do to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."
Jon, stunned but happy at the change in the bird's dramatic change in behavior, was about to open his mouth to praise it.
Before he could do so, the bird continued... "By the way, um, what did the TURKEY DO?"
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Ok, that was just a joke. Now for a real-life story, courtesy of insing.com:
Rude bird dashes candidacy dreams
If the public adores Returning Officer extraordinaire Yam Ah Mee, then the media must love acupuncturist Zeng Guoyuan.Dubbed the 'Parrot man" after he gave an interview to the media last year with a pet parrot perched on his shoulder, Mr Zeng is pursued by reporters for his quirky sound bites and eccentric get-ups.
The media didn’t have long to guess if he would show up at Serangoon Junior College on Wednesday morning (16 May). Just before 11am, the 59-year-old, wearing an Indian-inspired robe, arrived at the nomination centre for the Hougang by-election – on a motorbike.
But Mr Zeng came alone; his feathered friend was nowhere to be seen.
Neither were his proposer, seconder and at least four assentors required for nomination. However, when asked about the $13,500 deposit, Mr Zeng assured reporters that he had [the money with] him.
The former Workers’ Party member walked into the school hall for his application to be processed. Within minutes, he came out.
He said an election official told him he was disqualified [from the 26 May Hougang by-election] because of a 2008 police case against him. He [had then had to pay] a fine for verbally abusing two police officers who had entered his shop in Toa Payoh.
[On Wednesday, outside] the school hall, Mr Zeng protested his innocence to reporters. He blamed his parrot for mouthing off at the police officers.
“My bird scolded the police, not me,” he said. “It was the bird that said ‘f*** off’.”
Mr Zeng said he even told the judge in court that he would “bring my bird to prove that my bird said such a word. But the judge said ‘If your bird said such a word, then I have to give you another additional fine,” said Mr Zeng seriously. “I will have to fine the bird, plus you.’ ”
Mr Zeng added that the F-word was not a bad word, and explained that it meant “friendly, understanding, caring and kind”.
“I don’t understand why people use it as a dirty word,” he added.
The Elections Department has issued a statement saying that Mr Zeng had not been disqualified, but did not file his papers at all.
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Hmmm, so innocent me, I didn't know that. The f-word means “friendly, understanding, caring and kind”. Let's use it to greet each other!
But, remember the furore last year over a graduating university student's use of that word during her valedictorian speech?
And, while we all know what physical act the f-word is meant to convey, how did it originate? The UrbanLegends website explored the possibilities, of which I like this one best:
The word... originated in the 15th Century, when a married couple needed permission from the king to procreate. Hence, Fornication Under Consent of the King.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
The battle for hearts (Hougang voters) and minds (young childrens')...
The battle for the Hougang vote: You mean no one wants to be a top dog anymore?
Sheesh! This country hasn't gone to the dogs but the Hougang by-election seems to be shaping up to be a contest between two underdogs.
PAP candidate Desmond Choo had earlier said that he is the underdog in the ward, a Workers' Party stronghold. ST reported yesterday (15 May) that WP candidate Png Eng Huat countered that, at the national level, the WP is "definitely the underdog" with only five seats in Parliament, compared with 81 held by the PAP.
Then, in today's ST (see headline above), its main election story started thus: "Win or lose, the underdog in the Hougang race [Mr Choo] plans to be back at work in the single-member constituency on May 28, two days after the polls."
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The battle for your child's education
The mid-year school break is nearly here. In one corner are people like Amanda Tan Pheck Choo, whose poignant letter was published in TODAY (16 May, page 20):
Let the children be
As a former teacher, I was berated by senior teachers for not using "flowery, pretentious sentences", as described in the letter "It's a strong foundation that counts" (May 9), in creative writing.
I was accused of wanting my pupils to fail their Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE).
Recently, my eight-year-old came home with a "creative" writing assignment. She produced a list of "useful words and phrases that her teacher copied from a creative writing book" for the pupils to transfer onto the whiteboard.
The instructions were to write these down in complete sentences. I paused for a second, then asked: "Which of these words are yours?"
"None," came the innocent reply. After doing what the teacher ordered, my little girl asked: "Now, can I write my story?"
In writing, we are told what to write, what title to give it, what words to use and avoid, to discard the unbelievable and play safe. We are given picture compositions about a day at the beach, a bad fall, an incident on a bus -- hardly fodder for interesting discussion.
My spouse, a college teacher, laments the lack of disciplined training in clear, logical thinking and the lack of ideas, persuasive argument and communication skills in his pre-university students.
I wonder where we went wrong, when all this started.
When children are in primary school, why are they not asked for solutions to train disruptions, how to get women to have more babies, how to stop people from smoking? These are just as relatable, if not more fascinating, topics for discussion.
In learning, we are made to learn what the system deems important at this period, for how long, how much, how deep. Mathematics and science are in; free reading, non-examinable topics are out.
But boundaries have to change, to adapt, to involve the child. This is his education, not ours.
This obsession with what to learn and how to present acceptable answers is ultimately a fear of not doing well in the PSLE. Ex-Nominated Member of Parliament Paulin Straughan's proposal to abolish it is a step in the right direction.
Do we need to "accredit" 12-year-olds? Granted, there will always be parents who want their children to stay ahead of the competition and, hence, send them to tuition centres.
There will be those, free of the shackles of exam stress, who would give their children the time and freedom to explore, dream and love learning.
The hope is that schools would then have the courage to ditch homework, to give pupils more curriculum time to read and explore the world around them.
If they do not read, they cannot write. If they cannot write, those famous "flowery, pretentious sentences" will present themselves year after year in PSLE exam scripts.
The writer is a former primary school teacher and a homeschooling mother.
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In the other corner are countless ads and news items, like these ones...
This ad above is a preschool centre's, as is this grammatically incorrect one below:
Then, there's -- gosh! -- boot camp...
And promises, promises...
Little wonder that we are told...
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Last thought on this subject... from good ol' Charlie Brown:
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Radioactive bananas? Find out more here...
First of all, to my fellow curious folks, let me recommend this great site, "TodayIfoundout":
http://www.todayifoundout.com/
My theme today is fruits, and this link is helpful, eg., it has an article tittled "Avocado derives from a word meaning testicle"!
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/05/avocado-derives-from-a-word-meaning-testicle/
Here's a pic that came with the story, to help you decide if you agree...
Whatever you think of its shape (or taste; I have not fancied this fruit really, but am having a rethink now), here's some info about it from the site:
Avocados are a very healthy type of fruit. One serving, which equals around 1/5th of an avocado, is around 50 calories. It has 60% more potassium than a banana and also contains vitamins B and C. 3/4 of the fruit’s calories come from fat. But don’t worry, it’s monounsaturated fat. This type helps lower LDL (low-density lipoprotein), which is the kind of cholesterol you don’t want a lot of. It also is thought to increase HDL (high-density lipoprotein), which is the kind of cholesterol you do want. Avocados also contain a high percentage of fiber which helps us all remain “regular” in our bowel movements!
Wow!
Actually, I decided to blog about fruits because I heard on the radio (FM93.8) that bananas are radioactive! Again, TodayIfoundout proved ever so helpful...
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/08/bananas-are-naturally-radioactive/
The pic it used is cute too. But while it is true that bananas -- and a number of other fruits and nuts do have this property -- the radioactive amount is so miniscule, we can safely eat even a few a day of this wonderful fruit. So do read the article and don't go around singing "Yes, we have no bananas"!
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/08/bananas-are-naturally-radioactive/
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The last fruit I'll blog about is the kiwifruit (or Chinese gooseberry). TodayIfoundout does not have anything on it but TheStarOnline does. It titled its article "The mighty fruit":
http://thestar.com.my/health/story.asp?file=/2010/7/4/health/20100704083908&sec=health
I had learnt that the furry skin has lots of nutrients and it's possible to eat the skin of a ripe kiwifruit. Here's proof that I have done so:
Most people will cut the fruit this way (below) and scoop out the contents with a teaspoon:
But I propose a variation, below:
I think it's easier to eat the fruit this way. But enjoy it, any which way!
http://www.todayifoundout.com/
My theme today is fruits, and this link is helpful, eg., it has an article tittled "Avocado derives from a word meaning testicle"!
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/05/avocado-derives-from-a-word-meaning-testicle/
Here's a pic that came with the story, to help you decide if you agree...
Whatever you think of its shape (or taste; I have not fancied this fruit really, but am having a rethink now), here's some info about it from the site:
Wow!
Actually, I decided to blog about fruits because I heard on the radio (FM93.8) that bananas are radioactive! Again, TodayIfoundout proved ever so helpful...
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/08/bananas-are-naturally-radioactive/
The pic it used is cute too. But while it is true that bananas -- and a number of other fruits and nuts do have this property -- the radioactive amount is so miniscule, we can safely eat even a few a day of this wonderful fruit. So do read the article and don't go around singing "Yes, we have no bananas"!
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/08/bananas-are-naturally-radioactive/
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The last fruit I'll blog about is the kiwifruit (or Chinese gooseberry). TodayIfoundout does not have anything on it but TheStarOnline does. It titled its article "The mighty fruit":
http://thestar.com.my/health/story.asp?file=/2010/7/4/health/20100704083908&sec=health
I had learnt that the furry skin has lots of nutrients and it's possible to eat the skin of a ripe kiwifruit. Here's proof that I have done so:
Most people will cut the fruit this way (below) and scoop out the contents with a teaspoon:
But I propose a variation, below:
I think it's easier to eat the fruit this way. But enjoy it, any which way!
Monday, May 14, 2012
Here's health to the underdog...
Pastor? Pastor who? What church does he belong to?
Oh, I see, Pastor is his given name. And you tell me his full name is Pastor Maldonado.
And he's a Formula One racing driver, you say?
The Venezuelan raced in Catalunya, Spain, at the weekend?
Against top names like Sebastian Vettel, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Jenson Button, Kimi Raikkonen, etc?
He had a 300 to one chance of taking the chequered flag?
But, but, you mean HE actually took the Spanish Grand Prix?
Wow, what an underdog's story! I love it. So here it is...
http://www.todayonline.com/Sports/EDC120514-0000044/Maldonado-bags-historic-win-in-Catalunya
Maldonado bags historic win in Catalunya
There's even an ode to the underdog -- penned in 1859 by someone who used the name David Barker! -- from the link below which also explores the possible origins of the terms "top dog" and "underdog":
The Under Dog In The Fight
I know that the world, the great big world,
From the peasant up to the king,
Has a different tale from the tale I tell,
And a different song to sing.
But for me -- and I care not a single fig
If they say I am wrong or right wrong,
I shall always go for the weaker dog,
For the under dog in the fight.
I know that the world, that the great big world,
Will never a moment stop.
To see which dog may be in the fault,
But will shout for the dog on top.
But for me I shall never pause to ask
Which dog may be in the right
For my heart will hear, while it beats at all.
For the under dog in the fight.
Perchance what I've said I had better not said,
Or 'there better I had said it incog.
But with my heart and with glass filled up to the brim
Here's health to the bottom dog.
Oh, I see, Pastor is his given name. And you tell me his full name is Pastor Maldonado.
And he's a Formula One racing driver, you say?
The Venezuelan raced in Catalunya, Spain, at the weekend?
Against top names like Sebastian Vettel, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Jenson Button, Kimi Raikkonen, etc?
He had a 300 to one chance of taking the chequered flag?
But, but, you mean HE actually took the Spanish Grand Prix?
Wow, what an underdog's story! I love it. So here it is...
http://www.todayonline.com/Sports/EDC120514-0000044/Maldonado-bags-historic-win-in-Catalunya
Maldonado bags historic win in Catalunya
Venezuelan gives Williams their first victory since 2004
(TODAY (14 May 14)
Pastor Maldonado grabbed an astonishing first Formula 1 victory yesterday [13 May] in a Spanish Grand Prix thriller that handed former champions Williams their first triumph in 132 races and nearly eight years.
The first Venezuelan driver to stand on the F1 podium, let alone win, Maldonado became the fifth different winner from five races won by five different teams -- a phenomenon only ever seen before in 1983.
A 300-1 outsider before the weekend, Maldonado delivered Williams' first win since Colombian Juan Pablo Montoya in Brazil in October 2004.
"Very good job, guys," was all he said over the radio as his team mates erupted in celebrations, but Maldonado made up for it on the podium as Ferrari's Fernando Alonso and Lotus's Kimi Raikkonen lifted him on their shoulders.
Spain's double champion Alonso finished second, 3.1 seconds behind, to move level with Red Bull's world champion Sebastian Vettel on points at the top of the drivers' championship. Finland's 2007 champion Raikkonen was third... Vettel, who finished sixth, and Alonso each have 61 points, with Hamilton on 53.
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I'll always root for the underdog, as this pic I have already used attests...
(TODAY (14 May 14)
Pastor Maldonado grabbed an astonishing first Formula 1 victory yesterday [13 May] in a Spanish Grand Prix thriller that handed former champions Williams their first triumph in 132 races and nearly eight years.
The first Venezuelan driver to stand on the F1 podium, let alone win, Maldonado became the fifth different winner from five races won by five different teams -- a phenomenon only ever seen before in 1983.
A 300-1 outsider before the weekend, Maldonado delivered Williams' first win since Colombian Juan Pablo Montoya in Brazil in October 2004.
"Very good job, guys," was all he said over the radio as his team mates erupted in celebrations, but Maldonado made up for it on the podium as Ferrari's Fernando Alonso and Lotus's Kimi Raikkonen lifted him on their shoulders.
Spain's double champion Alonso finished second, 3.1 seconds behind, to move level with Red Bull's world champion Sebastian Vettel on points at the top of the drivers' championship. Finland's 2007 champion Raikkonen was third... Vettel, who finished sixth, and Alonso each have 61 points, with Hamilton on 53.
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I'll always root for the underdog, as this pic I have already used attests...
There's even an ode to the underdog -- penned in 1859 by someone who used the name David Barker! -- from the link below which also explores the possible origins of the terms "top dog" and "underdog":
The Under Dog In The Fight
I know that the world, the great big world,
From the peasant up to the king,
Has a different tale from the tale I tell,
And a different song to sing.
But for me -- and I care not a single fig
If they say I am wrong or right wrong,
I shall always go for the weaker dog,
For the under dog in the fight.
I know that the world, that the great big world,
Will never a moment stop.
To see which dog may be in the fault,
But will shout for the dog on top.
But for me I shall never pause to ask
Which dog may be in the right
For my heart will hear, while it beats at all.
For the under dog in the fight.
Perchance what I've said I had better not said,
Or 'there better I had said it incog.
But with my heart and with glass filled up to the brim
Here's health to the bottom dog.
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