Thursday, September 26, 2013

The lengths some people go to...

An 'OMG!' headline (TODAY)...


When I told some people about this headline, "OMG!" was indeed a typical response. One even offered to be a voyeur when such training starts. (And then there's that use of the silly word loansharking again!!)

A long and winding headline that leaves one in a mental grope-block (ST)...


Well, if there's so much space for a longish headline, why not write something like this:

He cops a feel; she drives him straight to the cops 
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Meanwhile, from the sports pages (ST and TODAY)...


Got five skin shades too! Hmm, I wonder why it's called the Whizzinator (seems more like a Urinator):



I've always wondered... if an athlete fails a dope test, that makes his smart, right? 'Cos if he passes the dope test, he's a dope. Right?
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Finally, it's not a fork in the road but a fork in the rod...


I can't recall the insing.com story that came with this X-ray pic above, but it's about a man who stuck a fork up his weenie!

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