1. Notice in a church:
''Do not leave mobile; purse, wallet,
hand-bag, girlfriend unattended... Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.''
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2. Who is a psychiatrist?...
A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives for free on a daily basis!
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3. Scotch whisky is a brilliant invention...
One double and you start feeling single again!
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4. Global recessions and financial crises have become so serious that...The majority of men have started
loving their own wives!
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5. No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue...They still stay together in one mouth;
now, that's the Spirit of Forgiveness!
And the last word on the US debt ceiling?...
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