Saturday, October 15, 2011

To Siri, with love? And what makes an obedient wife...

It seems that iPhone users -- people who have bought the new 4S model anyway -- are having fun posing questions to Siri, the female-voiced personal assistant app that comes bundled with the 4S. Website insing.com has a compilation of some of the quirkier Q&A:

http://news.insing.com/tabloid/iphone-users-have-fun-with-personal-assistant-siri/id-5be03e00

This website also has a story update on Malaysia's controversial Obedient Wives Club (OWC). The club has now published a for-members-only 115-page sex guide booklet with the bizarre title, “Islamic Sex, Fighting against Jews to return Islamic Sex to the World”.

The pocket-sized booklet "states that research by OWC found that wives can satisfy only 10 per cent of their husbands’ desires. The guide then sets out to teach members how to fulfill the remaining 90 per cent of desires".

insing.com adds that the guide, "targeted at newly-weds, is said to be littered with explicit details of sex although it does not contain sexual pictures". Here's the link:
  
http://news.insing.com/tabloid/obedient-wives-club-publishes-sex-guidebook/id-0add3e00

The story reminds me of this one from my joke collection:

The newly married man decided that he had to lay down the rules to his bride. "I believe in an obedient wife and you will not question me whenever I come home late, even at the weekends," he intoned.

"Yes, dear," she sweetly replied, "but I should let you know that I'm having sex in our bedroom every Saturday night at 10pm, whether you are at home or not."

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