I've been having this stiff neck, so I went to see the doctor. "How are you today?" he asked cheerfully. So I started to automatically reply, just as cheerfully: "I'm well, thank...". Wait a minute. Why am I at the doctor's if I'm feeling fine? So, dear doctors everywhere, don't try that "trick question" on us, hor. On the other hand, the world does need funny doctors.
Anyway, I found this funny "doctor and patient" video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si89s5UjB0Q
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And here's another funny doctor joke:
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Last one. Samuel Goldwyn is supposed to have made this quip: "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
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