Hilarious Chinese to English translations.

I came across this excellent site called "Offbeat China":

http://offbeatchina.com/

It has serious social and political commentaries that are worth checking out. But I'll just highlight the site's wackier offering titled "Hilarious Chinese to English Translations":

http://offbeatchina.com/hilarious-chinese-to-english-translation-a-time-sex-thing-currency-recycle-system-and-dont-touch-yourself

Here are some of the examples featured:

(This is, after all, a mainland Chinese site!)