Sales pitch (im)perfect?

Such a nice, huggable bear-bear. And what is the nature of the "soft and comfort" product that carries this brand name? (Answer at the end)...

Wah, 12,000 litres of water at every performance! Am I supposed to be impressed? Maybe national water agency PUB should be asking questions, which may lead to a disclaimer in the ad along these lines... "No water was wasted in the course of this performance. Every drop was reused for the next show"?

"1st Born Eggs". Again, am I supposed to be impressed?

Staple bullets. For a staple gun? Whatever happened to staples, which are what goes into a stapler (at least that's what I knew them to be)...

Picture: Kim Ann

A pretty model is always welcome eye candy...

But how does a pretty girl become an "icon for cars"?...

She's got the perfect chassis? One cheeky writer penned a short article and titled it:

Women Are Like Cars

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/women-are-like-cars-1464749024

Warning: Some people might be offended so caveat emptor if you want to click on the link above.

Finally, here's what Bear-bear is meant for...

Ah so. Poo-poo.