A stranger walks into a bar in a small town just as the piano player, wearing dark glasses (but of course) has finished playing a tune. The musician's monkey goes around the tables collecting tips in a cup.
But the stranger ignores the monkey when it comes to his table. The creature then squats over the stranger's martini, dips its testicles into the drink and scampers back to its owner. Irate, the stranger goes over to the man and screams, "Do you know your monkey just put his balls into my martini?"
The ivory picker coolly replies: "No, bro, but hum a few bars and I can probably pick it up."
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This is the month of June, and April Fool's Day has long come and gone. But look carefully at the movie screening dates for this National Museum of Singapore ad below for its "Under the Banyan Tree Open Air Cinema" series which appeared in TODAY on Wednesday (22 June):
Below is the correct ad, in that newspaper edition today (24 June), showing the correct dates for two different movies -- one scheduled for today and the other for tomorrow (Saturday).
Postscript: I forgot to mark yesterday... it was my 222nd posting!
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