I posted two husband-versus-wife jokes yesterday. Then I remembered the BMW item I had posted earlier:
And now there's this rivetting court trial in mainland China:
I think I'll stick with the jokes...
CC sent me this one...
Men Are Just Happier People
>
> NICKNAMES
> If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
> If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
>
> EATING OUT
> When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
> None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
> When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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> MONEY
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
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> BATHROOMS
> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap, and a towel.
> The typical woman's bathroom has 337 items. A man won't be able to identify more than 20 of the items.
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> ARGUMENTS
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> FUTURE
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> MARRIAGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
>
> DRESSING UP
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
> answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
> NIGHT AND DAZED.
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
> OFFSPRING
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
> appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
> AND THE THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
>
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I guess cynical jokes make one laugh. But nothing beats the heartwarming stuff...
The Secrets of Old Age
Before middle age – Do not fear,
After middle age – Do not regret...
So enjoy your life while you can.
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Dream car revisited
Finally, while I am still "young at heart" (and only that)... I had said my dream car was the Volvo P1800. But I've changed my mind, after reading about this... 4.9 sec to reach 100kph, in a two-litre production car. Wow! Now I have to go to the shops to look for the diecast scale model (no need for COE, lah)...
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