* There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife:
“When I die, I want you to take all the money that I have, and put it in the casket with me.
I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”
His wife promised him with all of her heart that she would do so.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, and his wife was there, in black.
Her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, the undertakers closed the casket.
The wife suddenly said: “Wait just a minute!”
She had a box with her; and she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away for cremation.
So her friend said:
“I know you. You weren’t fool enough to put all that money in there!” The loyal wife replied, “I’m an honest loyal wife. I can’t go back on my word.
I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?”
“I sure did,” said the wife.
“I tallied it up, put it into my bank account and wrote him a cheque.
If he can cash it, he can spend it.”
* A woman announces to her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
Her friend was happy for her: “How wonderful!
But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.”
“Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?”
“He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died.”
“Oh, how terrible! I’m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.”
“He died of a broken neck.”
“A broken neck?”
“He wouldn’t eat the mushrooms.”
-----------------------------------------------------------------A really good political joke
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