Have you met the ladies of Surabaya?
They look pretty in their sarong kebaya
But give them a smile
And they'll run a mile
Shouting "Jangan kachau saya"!
(Please don't bother me/Leave me alone.)
This time round, it was much harder to spot the pretty ladies in their kebaya. Instead, many were on motorbikes, like this one:
Angie was inspired to write this updated limerick:
The ladies of Surabaya
Are seldom in their kebaya
On their bikes in style
They'll ride for many a mile
Saying "Jangan meremekan saya!"
(Do not underestimate me!)
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Still on ladies, there seems to be a category of Hong Kong men who -- unable to "man up" -- refer to their wives pejoratively:
(Here in Singapore, BMW = Bus, MRT, Walk)
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Finally, there is this joke about a man, his wife, and his secretary who forgot to separate two words with a space.
A secretary received an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. The next day, she sent him a 'Thank you' note on email. By chance, the boss' wife happened to read the email on the computer. She filed for divorce.
The email said:
"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke. Initially its tip had to be given a little shake to bring it to working order and it is equally good on both sides. I love its perfect size and grip. Thank you very much for such a pleasurable gift from you."
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