Just not up to it?

Following up on my  post yesterday, I decided to check out what are some of the "Singapore jokes" circulating on the Net. There were of course many; the one below is just a personal choice:

Two men and a beautiful woman are stranded on a deserted island.

If the men are Italian, they will fight until one kills the other to have the woman.
If they are Americans, they will both work out a way to share the woman.
If they are Australians, they will dig in the sand for beer first, get drunk, then share the woman.
If they are Frenchmen, they will kill the woman to have each other.
If the men are Indonesians, the first man will claim the island as his and take the woman as his adviser.
The other man will swim to another island to search for a job.
If the men are Thais, the first man will "rent out" the woman to the second man.
If the men are Filipinos, the first man will kidnap the woman and demand ransom from the other man.
If the men are Malaysians, the woman will accuse the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.
If the men are Singaporeans, they will still be waiting for instructions from the Government to tell them what they should do next. Before long, the woman would have given up and swum away. She would rather take her chances with the sharks.

Ok, here's one of my own.

How many Singaporeans will it take to change a light bulb?
Wrong question! It should be:
Can Singaporeans change light bulbs?
Answer: No, they need "foreign talent" to do that.