What's below (from Readers' Digest, I think) can't lay claim to such high status. But it's still funny to me, so there!
Vincent van Gogh’s relatives…
His brother who ate prunes... Gotta Gogh
His constipated uncle... Can't Gogh
His Mexican cousin... Ah Mee Go
His Mexican cousin's American half-brother... Gring Gogh
His banker nephew... Wells Far Gogh
His disco-crazy sister... A Go Gogh
His ballroom-dancing aunt... Tang Gogh
i remember this! it was the first set of jokes you told me
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