The Nothing Box (and, hey, we're proud of it!)

Ah, the war between the sexes! Why is there such a thing as "finishing school" for snooty young women?  Even some of the nouveau riche Chinese have taken to this idea:

I'm not sure if Zsa Zsa Gabor ever went to finishing school, but she sure had the right idea in this now classic quote of hers...

"A man in love is incomplete before marriage. After that, he is finished."

Ms Gabor is renowned for a number of other quotable quotes. Here's one link to them:

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/311501.Zsa_Zsa_Gabor

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Here's another "battle of the sexes" joke I recently received:

A Man And A Woman Having A Conversation!

Lady: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Lady: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Lady: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5 with a tip

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 20 years, I suppose

Lady: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

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Finally, this video on "Men's brain vs Women's brain" is worth watching...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiVCD9QMAMI