I fixed an appointment today for a colonoscopy on Oct 21. It will be my second; the first was five years ago. They say the first time is always the hardest. I say: What a load of c**p!
So I'm already prepping myself, thanks to this parody song "Lookin' Up My Back Door" by someone who calls herself Butt Meddler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKnf7QhuSo
Dave Barry too has something to say about the notion of a doctor sticking a tube "17,000 feet up your butt"...
http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html
Seriously, if you are 50 years old or more, and have never had a colonoscopy, don't be a party pooper. Poop for a cause -- yours!
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Party (balloon) pooper
I spy a bunch of party balloons...
Gotta check them out...
Oh no, they're moving further away...
It's the yellow one that I want to sink my teeth into...
Gotcha!...
POOP!
What, me? A balloon pooper??
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