Looking back...

Nah, I'm not blogging about PGers. I am putting a seniors joke here titled "Looking back -- when you are 65"...

Teen Age:  Have Time + Energy …but No Money  Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time  Old Age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy  PERKS OF REACHING 65... Don't laugh.  It's all true! Perks of being  60-plus... 1. Kidnappers  are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be  released first. 3. No one expects  you to run --  anywhere. 4. People call at  9 pm and ask,  'Did I wake you?' 5. People no longer  view you as a  hypochondriac. 6.There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Stuff you buy now  won't wear out. 8. You can eat  supper at 4 pm. 9. You can live without sex  but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think speed limits are a challenge to be met head-on. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in -- no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along  to the elevator music. 14. Your eyes   won't get  much worse. 15.Your health insurance is finally paying off. 16. Your joints are a more accurate 'meteorologist'   than the weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe  with your friends -- they can't  remember them either, or they will soon tell no tales, if not already.

18. Your brain cells are finally down to  a manageable size. 19. You can't remember  who sent you this list. But you noticed it's all  in big print  for your convenience. ONE MORE THING (#20)...  Never, never, under any circumstances,  take a sleeping pill  and a laxative on the same night!