Another one in my 'Spotted at the...' series.

When I was an undergraduate at the former University of Singapore (now NUS) in the Bukit Timah campus, my weird sense of humour had me imagining a sign in the Mathematics Department that said cheekily: "Go forth and multiply".

Seems that there are others of similar ilk, and their creations are compiled in this list that was recently sent to me:

Spotted... sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" ************************** At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** At a Tyre Shop: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ************************** On a Birthing Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** Sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." ************************** Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises!"

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Did you spot this?

When a terrorism expert was turned into a terrorism export! (ST, Jan 31).

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One more "kia" (see yesterday's blog entry)...

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Finally, just two Singlish words = seven words...