Six questions for the guys!

Guys, what will your answers be if a woman comes up to you with these questions?

What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
What's in your pants that you have but that I do not have?
What does a dog do that a man gets into?
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?
What word starting with an 'F' and ending with a 'K' means a lot of heat and excitement?

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Try to answer all six questions before you come to what's below...


A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her pupils. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' 

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I should be in the 3rd grade too!' 

Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. 

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test.

If he failed to correctly answer any of the questions, he was to go back to the 1st grade.

Harry was brought in. The conditions were explained to him and he  agreed to take the test. 

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry: '9.' 

Principal: 
'What is 6 x 6?' 

Harry: 
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looked at Ms Brooks and told her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.' 

Ms Brooks said to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' 

The principal and Harry both agreed. 

Ms Brooks asked, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment's pause: 'Legs.' 

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but that I do not have?' 

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question. 

Harry replied: 'Pockets.' 

Ms Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man gets into?' 

Harry:
'Pants.' 

The principal now sat forward with his mouth open.

Ms Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' 

Ms Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.' 

The principal was visibly trembling. 

Ms Brooks: 'What word starting with an 'F' and ending in a 'K' means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Firetruck.' 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade! I got all six questions wrong...'