Found these, er, corny, Hokkien-themed jokes, sent by a friend a while ago:
How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah" (Hokkien for cold).
Why is cuttlefish considered kosher to the Hokkiens?
Because it's Jew Hur.
How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)
How do Hokkien fish laugh?
Hee hee hee (Hokkien for fish)
What's the difference between ang moh and Hokkien fairy tales?
Ang moh fairy tales begin with: "Once upon a time..."
Hokkien fairy tales begin with: "Lin Peh ka lu kong..."
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