From Tom...
Yesterday, I went to buy joss sticks and joss paper to pray for my ancestors.
The towkay (boss) asked me if I wanted to buy paper iphone to burn -- along with the joss sticks and joss paper -- for my ancestors. I said they know how to use or not?
He said Steve Jobs already "there", so he can teach them to use. I said "ok, lor".
He asked want to buy casing? I also said ok.
Next he asked me if I wanted Bluetooth? I said might as well lor.
What about charger? I said need charger meh? He said of course lah, after battery no power how? So I bought the charger also.
Then I asked for his name card. He said why you need my name card?
I said I will burn his name card also for my ancestors. For warranty claim, “they will contact you direct, lor."
-----------------------------------------From Nick...
14 Words That Are Their Own Opposites
http://mentalfloss.com/article/49834/14-words-are-their-own-opposites
(Okay, this one tickles the brain, rather than the funny bone.)
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And from Auntie Florence...
Airport Advice
Heck, I paid for my recent colonoscopy. This advice came too late for me.
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