Did they say that?

I have a small collection of what I shall dub "Did they say that?" Warning: no one is spared...

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Here's a reversal of the "banana syndrome" (yellow on the outside, white on the inside).

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Wah, this man sure knows how to "angkat" his wife!

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Anonymous.

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Body of evidence?

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Aiyoh, how, how, when the Chief Justice uses empty buzzwords like "ecosystem"? (Also, very long, long sentence, meh.)

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I rest my case on this one.

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I'm including this one only because it gives me an excuse to rehash an old joke from my school days:

There were two brothers named Trouble and Shut Up. One day, a policeman came across Shut Up looking agitated, as if he was looking for someone or something.

Policeman: Young laddie, what are you looking for?
Trouble.
Policeman: Watch your tongue, boy. What's your name?
Shut Up!

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And, finally, this is how I think those little Minions came about...