Sunday, October 20, 2013

Keep it simple, stupid?

The person who sent me this titled it "Tiny truths":
1. Notice in a church:
''Do not leave mobile; purse, wallet,
hand-bag, girlfriend unattended... Others may think it is an answer 
to their prayers.''

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2. Who is a psychiatrist?...
A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives for free on a daily basis!
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3. Scotch whisky is a brilliant invention...
One double and you start feeling single again!
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4. Global recessions and financial crises have become so serious that...
The majority of men have started
loving their own wives!

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5. No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue...
They still stay together in one mouth;
now, that's the Spirit of Forgiveness!
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And the last word on the US debt ceiling?...



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