It's still a funny world, after all...

So, is it okay to sleep on the job here?

Every traffic parking ticket should be like this one!
(thanks, Tom)

Why would anyone want to go on a holiday tour with the celebrities?
(they'll get all the attention, and you're actually paying for their trip)

Please do that, and do not bother us!

Label says it all (No 1)

Label says it all (No 2)

Truth in advertising

The step child's lament...

Finally...

The Jewish Samurai...

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.  After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.  "Demonstrate your skill!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!*... the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! "What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, also releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish! *Swish!*... the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. "That is real skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?" The Jewish samurai, Yoku Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and -- but of course -- released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh!* flourished his sword mightily, but the fly was still buzzing around! Disappointed, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead." "Dead?" replied Yoku Cohen. "Dead is easy.  Now circumcision, that takes REAL skill."