Will jaw-jaw be more persuasive than war-war? How about a "battle" instead between two rappers... one American and one Chinese? Yes, a Chinese rapper! You gotta watch this...
American rap vs China rap
(warning: content has coarse language)
I found an earlier Sino-American "contest", in the economic/financial arena...
US-Sino Currency Rap Battle
Some Taiwanese animators got into the act with this black-humour parody of What Does The Fox Say?...
What Does The Panda Say?
A Headline Poser
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But it is also an inaccurate headline. "Scotland splits" means that; it does not mean Scotland splitting from the United Kingdom. Pity. It could have been a great headline.