It is the weekend. No serious stuff; just humour...
Meanwhile. in the local newspapers...
So, if the revenue figures (or whatever) are stagnant, how can they be growing?
Finally, there is this ad in a local club's newsletter: Sales are so "stagnant" that even the mice are invited to buy tickets and join the party?
(I suppose no cats will be allowed. The bouncers will make sure of that... hence, "dead cat bounce".)